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Old 09-12-2018, 03:43 PM   #1
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Default Red Flags on Dating Sites/Personal Ads?

Disclaimer: Not all Russian women are con artists, and I'm sure most of them are very nice, honest ladies. Please don't yell at me! Thank you.


Some women have great luck meeting other lesbians through dating sites or personal ads. I am not one of them.
I joined Match.com once, and apparently I'm catnip for Russian con artists who want, "beeg booch lady please to help me with doktor beels for my sick granmudder "...whatever.
One who said she lived in Ohio sent me a pic that was so dated, she had on silver and blue eye shadow (even I knew that was passe, and I don't even own any). In the pic, she was standing outside at an airport with a sign on a building behind her written in Cyrillic.
I played dumb and asked her what language the sign was in. She said, "The airport was when I was in Oslo, so it is probably Norwegian."
Yeah? Well, I was Finnish with her after that.
Later, I Googled her profile and the links that popped up covered the screen. Apparently, all these Russian ladies use the same profile, and they all route their hustle through a server in Ohio.

Otherwise, I learned there are certain terms used by regular American women in profiles that mean, "DANGER TURN BACK."
I will list the first one, and please add your favorites...

1. I hate drama. <--this usually means they are always in a state of drama, and they either create it or draw it to themselves whenever possible.

Yours?
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:20 PM   #2
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Loyal often translates as super needy and wants to be joined at the hip.

Also if you mention that first, it probably means you've hooked up with some less than loyal ladies and shit ensued. Ok, we all have a past, but i don't want too much baggage, especially if it results in jealousy or mistrust.

Loyal used to put me off every time. I just imagined some pathetic hang dog Butch saying, "I ain't much, but I'll stick like glue."
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Loyal often translates as super needy and wants to be joined at the hip.

Also if you mention that first, it probably means you've hooked up with some less than loyal ladies and shit ensued. Ok, we all have a past, but i don't want too much baggage, especially if it results in jealousy or mistrust.

Loyal used to put me off every time. I just imagined some pathetic hang dog Butch saying, "I ain't much, but I'll stick like glue."
Now THAT was hilarious!
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Red flag for me is that she says shes in the glbtqi community and come to find pics of her with cis males, who its obvious they are with.

Im not an experiment for couples, sorry.
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Loyal often translates as super needy and wants to be joined at the hip.

Also if you mention that first, it probably means you've hooked up with some less than loyal ladies and shit ensued. Ok, we all have a past, but i don't want too much baggage, especially if it results in jealousy or mistrust.

Loyal used to put me off every time. I just imagined some pathetic hang dog Butch saying, "I ain't much, but I'll stick like glue."
That made me laugh, too!!!!

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Me three, Martina!!!
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For me, it's either asking to cam immediately (What? No small talk first?) or getting straight into sexual questions (which I will happily answer once the conversation gets going...but up front? Hello, Mr. The Sound of One Hand Typing...).
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For me, it's either asking to cam immediately (What? No small talk first?) or getting straight into sexual questions (which I will happily answer once the conversation gets going...but up front? Hello, Mr. The Sound of One Hand Typing...).
LOLOLOL!
1. I don't cam. I saw black tape over Mark Zuckerberg's desk PC and I immediately did the same.
2. No sex questions until I am sure the lady isn't a man.

The sound of one hand typing? You made a zen joke dirty? I'm swooning!
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