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Old 11-17-2018, 12:57 PM   #1
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Default Malapropisms

A malapropism is loosely defined as the wrong use of a word or term, with the outcome often turning out funny.


Examples:
Jesus healed the leopards
Making a mountain out of a mole hole
The worm's on the other foot now
You take me for granite
Pacifically (specifically)
That butch is a wolf in cheap clothing


Ask an elderly person what's new. You'll probably hear a malapropism within a few minutes. Share your favorites...
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Old 11-17-2018, 03:06 PM   #2
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Rene and i have a good friend who is notorious for these.

My favorite so far is "75% half off sale".

Guess it really isn't a malapropism but it is funny.
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Look who's calling the kettle black ! in reference to Someone who speaks out both sides of their mouth ~ is this what u mean by malapropism's ?
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Rene and i have a good friend who is notorious for these.

My favorite so far is "75% half off sale".

Guess it really isn't a malapropism but it is funny.

It's a total malapropism!
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Look who's calling the kettle black ! in reference to Someone who speaks out both sides of their mouth ~ is this what u mean by malapropism's ?
Not quite, but keep trying. A malapropism would be more like,
"Look who's calling the kettle back!"
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True story ....... my sister-in-law was speaking to her mother about me ..... "Mum, did you hear about Deb's autopsy?" Apparently there was dead silence for a few seconds before her Mum said "Autopsy? Are you sure? Deb's on her way over for a cup of tea!" lolol

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my mom has had some doozies...

she once said she needed to get her medicine subscription refilled. Not funny but itís kinda cute
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As Yogi Bear once famously said......."Texas has a lot of electrical votes." when he should of said "electoral votes"........
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Norm Crosby was the king of of malapropisms back in the day.......



"Listen to the blabbing brook." Norm Crosby
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If you're old enough you might remember this one....


"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." by Dan Quayle, Vice President
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many couples that I marry will often say

*We want to say our own vowels*
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