Corny jokes - Page 12

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-04-2014, 05:44 AM

Candelion · 05-04-2014, 07:35 PM

Give a butch a fish and she'll eat for a day.
Teach a butch to fish and she'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Gemme · 05-04-2014, 07:41 PM

I like this thread. It's cute and gives me a chuckle, but I wonder if we could do away with the 'water cooler' types jokes.....blondes, butches, femmes, blacks, Jews, etc. One may not seem like the others but those types of jokes pick on particular groups and that doesn't seem funny to me.

Candelion · 05-04-2014, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

I like this thread. It's cute and gives me a chuckle, but I wonder if we could do away with the 'water cooler' types jokes.....blondes, butches, femmes, blacks, Jews, etc. One may not seem like the others but those types of jokes pick on particular groups and that doesn't seem funny to me.

The light-hearted teasing between butches and femmes is all part of the dynamic for me. Because we adore, understand, and appreciate each other, I know good-natured teasing when I see it. And I enjoy it.

Off to post about the exciting baked potato I had for dinner.

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Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-04-2014, 08:07 PM

This joke is "WONDERful"

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-04-2014, 08:25 PM

Gemme, I personally promise I will never make fun of water coolers. Criss cross apple sauce.

gotoseagrl · 05-04-2014, 08:42 PM

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-05-2014, 05:55 AM

Orema · 05-05-2014, 06:42 AM

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

Five drinks.

Gemme · 05-05-2014, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candelion

The light-hearted teasing between butches and femmes is all part of the dynamic for me. Because we adore, understand, and appreciate each other, I know good-natured teasing when I see it. And I enjoy it.

Off to post about the exciting baked potato I had for dinner.

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It's okay. We all have different levels of what we find acceptable and what we deem teasing. No harm done.

I will point out that not all butches are 'she', though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy_Go_Lucky

Gemme, I personally promise I will never make fun of water coolers. Criss cross apple sauce.

Happy, I applaud your efforts to make water coolers everywhere feel safe.

Candelion · 05-05-2014, 09:01 AM

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.

Socks can eat any place they want.

Kobi · 05-05-2014, 03:39 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-05-2014, 04:35 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-05-2014, 08:39 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-06-2014, 06:13 AM

Kobi · 05-06-2014, 07:01 AM

Two sausages were cooking in a pan.

The first sausage said to the other sausage: is it me, or is it hot in here?

The other sausage stared in horror, then screamed: OMG! A TALKING SAUSAGE!

Candelion · 05-06-2014, 02:10 PM

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 05-06-2014, 05:56 PM

Kobi · 05-07-2014, 09:12 AM

Candelion · 05-07-2014, 10:35 AM

I got a sweater for my birthday....I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.

05-04-2014, 05:44 AM	#221
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05-04-2014, 08:07 PM	#225
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05-04-2014, 08:25 PM	#226
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05-04-2014, 08:42 PM	#227
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05-04-2014, 07:35 PM	#222
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05-05-2014, 05:55 AM	#228
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 676 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,190 Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	__________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.

05-05-2014, 06:42 AM	#229
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05-05-2014, 09:01 AM	#231
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05-05-2014, 03:39 PM	#232
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05-05-2014, 04:35 PM	#233
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05-05-2014, 08:39 PM	#234
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 676 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,190 Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	__________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.

05-06-2014, 06:13 AM	#235
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 676 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,190 Thanked 3,359 Times in 626 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	__________________ Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.

05-06-2014, 07:01 AM	#236
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05-06-2014, 02:10 PM	#237
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05-06-2014, 05:56 PM	#238
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05-07-2014, 09:12 AM	#239
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,659 Times in 7,651 Posts Rep Power: 21474860

05-07-2014, 10:35 AM	#240
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