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Old 12-19-2016, 07:56 PM   #581
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I have a lot of random ones too.

~ ziploc zippers that wont seal
~ when its so cold you cant get warm or so hot you can't get cool
~ when pens run out of ink while writing
~ losing something I can't replace
~ when a recipe fails
~ when I'm packing luggage and have to make impossible decisions what to leave out or rearrange because it won't close
~ IVR speech recognition phone systems
~ having to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night or after just settling in with a task
~ a cough that won't go away
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Old 12-19-2016, 08:20 PM   #582
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The garbage needs to go out more.
having something I cooked mess up.
lazy people.
Rude people.
being to cold, like now. Or being to hot (southern summers)
Feeling half way sick from a cold that wont go away.

More later.
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my neighbors who have a yappin' dog!

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same dog.. still yapping..

I had to close my window!
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same dog.. still yapping..

I had to close my window!
Pray that damn dog don't start yapping at the crack of dawn Saturday morning when you're trying to sleep in
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i will kill the little bitch!
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And guess what I am listening to right now!

I am going to go find that little yapping machine!
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Shoot the owner not the dog eh.
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Shoot the owner not the dog eh.
that is SO true. If i could find the little bastard I would probably ask to take it out and wear it out.

Its definitely careless and rude.

Another pet peeve is people who don't pick up after their pets.
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People who tailgate me when I'm in the slow lane doing the speed limit.
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People wandering around stores talking on their cell phones getting in my way. Put down your phone. Do your shopping and get out of the damn store and in the meantime get the hell out of my way! Even worse when people talk on the phone when someone is trying to check them out at a store. Rude! Sometimes I long for the days before cell phones. Hell, I'm old enough to remember the days before answering machines. When they first came out I was like, no way in hell I'm talking into that thing. LMAO! Anyway - we did survive without them!!!
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people who make up their own language.

Like my new coworker says *Pet P* instead of Pet peeve.
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People who take 6 months to get to one single point.
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other drivers who *Share * their loud obnoxious music.....
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People.



There was no need for that guy to be nasty. If it were the first time I'd gone there and I dealt with him, it would have been the last.

Rude!
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My coworker likes to chew LOUDLY....... annoying!
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Pet Peeve-- When 'people' in my house lock the front door, while the room mates window is wide open and the back door is open, but a pain in the ass for me to walk down the dark alley and through the mud and slush in my shoes.. Clearly, I am the one being locked out. 'Invokes to Wanda' Response.. I heard you knocking, but I thought you would just use your key or come around back. Grrrrr
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