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01-16-2012, 11:42 AM
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queer femme-inist Relationship Status:
I'm lucky. 
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. . . you realize that you are talking about the wrong Kyle or Tyler or Mackenzie to a parent at Open School Night.
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01-16-2012, 11:57 AM
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Infamous Member
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
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01-16-2012, 11:58 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
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01-16-2012, 12:02 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
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01-16-2012, 01:41 PM
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Member
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Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, etc. Relationship Status:
Single, Recovering 
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Location: Ohio
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That awkward moment when you are talking to yourself out loud and don't realize that someone has come in and has overheard you.. :S
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01-16-2012, 01:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status:
Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Birmingham, AL
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That awkward moment when you keep gushing over the unique design of someone's new corset. Only to eventually realize that her Dom put it on her wrong and he is standing there, basking in the glory of how pretty she looks in her new corset-that she is wearing upside down AND off center by about 90 degrees.
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01-16-2012, 09:31 PM
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Member
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Femme Relationship Status:
Single 
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Location: Ontario
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That awkward moment when you bump your own thread so that you can continue to share in others awkward moments and not just your own.
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01-16-2012, 10:59 PM
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Senior Member
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sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?:
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LDR first date. You finally get to meet this wonderful gorgeous, femme woman you've been talking to over long distance for months. She cooks a terrific meal ... steak, baked potatos, salad - all the good stuff. After dinner, you both go into her living room and stretch out on her two long sofas - your heads are close. You talk, talk and laugh so much. I was having the best time ever. We were both laughing so hard out of control ... and then ... I farted ... loudly. That made me laugh even harder. I finally got enough breath to say, "I farted." It took her a minute or two to get enough wind in between hysterical laughter to say, "I know." And we both continued laughing - the kind where my stomach was hurting and I still was unable to stop.
Later, there was discussion about me needing to have a tshirt with this printed on the front: I fart on the first date. 
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01-16-2012, 11:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Femme Relationship Status:
Single 
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Location: Outside
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that awkward moment when you realize you've just had a lovely conversation with the butch of your dreams only to get in the car and see lipstick all over your front tooth in the rearview mirror!
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Unfinished Business & Open to Serendipity
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01-16-2012, 11:26 PM
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Member
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that grrl Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status:
captured.... 
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That awkward moment when you type out a post for this thread, hit send and realize you aren't connected to the network.........
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01-16-2012, 11:29 PM
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that grrl Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status:
captured....
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Location: Australia
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That awkward moment when.... It's Halloween afternoon, you've had a lot of sangria and you are carving a pumpkin praying you don't lose your finger or hand (or nose for that matter) and your boss texts you and you respond with "It's Halloween, I have my hand up a pumpkin - give me 20..)... and then your boss calls the next morning to see how hung over you are....
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01-16-2012, 11:58 PM
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femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single 
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Location: ms
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That awkward moment when...
you and your butch are at your parents house discussing what should be done with the empty lots surrounding their property.  When hy says "Turn it into a lesbian trailer park"  And it is the first time your father heard of your relationship 
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01-17-2012, 05:49 AM
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sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?:
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replying to Corky (rep point question)
Corkey, hell yes I had fun. I had the time of my life. In fact, I never cared for a woman before or since like this particular woman.
Thanks for rep! (my apology for incorrect spelling of your name in subject line - tried to edit but unable to do so) |
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01-17-2012, 08:26 AM
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Another phone one...
That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
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01-17-2012, 08:50 AM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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01-17-2012, 09:46 AM
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 That awkward moment when she discovers that you've picked up the antiseptic handwash instead of the lube........whilst fisting!
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01-17-2012, 09:55 AM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
Join Date: Sep 2011
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01-17-2012, 10:18 AM
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Pink Confection
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status:
Dating Myself 
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Location: Nashville
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That awkward moment when your dress flies in your face and you realize you don't have any panties on.
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01-17-2012, 11:59 AM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
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That awkward moment when you're rushing to use the restroom before class and open the door to someone in an embarrassing position. Luckily that person was a femme friend so it wasn't too horrific on either of us lol
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01-17-2012, 01:32 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts
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That awkward moment when you are viewing threads on your phone and try to click something and accidently click on someone's profile so you try to backtrack and end up clicking a few more profiles in the attempt.
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