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Old 07-31-2016, 07:23 PM   #461
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A text conforming that my best friend and I are going to the movies! Some much needed girl time!

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From my girlfriend so I'm not worried so much and pacing a ditch in my living room floor about her. But I still worry about her.
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Mr insurance man was just here.... he is so short...lol


Everyone is short..my Amazon woman!
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Old 08-18-2016, 10:23 AM   #464
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a friend discussing a leopard print chaise lounge I use to own.

F: gosh, you had the prettiest, comfiest cooch. I could be on it for hours.

v: ...

F: *cooch. I meant cooch

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Default First thing this morning

I got this from one of my closest friends, who happens to be one of the sweetest, most laid back, non-judgemental girly-girls I know. I wish every day started with laughter like this...

Her: Good morning, handsome

Me: Mornin', hot stuff

Her: Here's a little something I saw on my way to work this morning that will make your day. Before I send you the pic, let me say it's way too early for major head tilting moments like this, but this is Darwin worthy
*sends picture*

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Her: I didn't either, at first. But I do now...

Her: The stupid is strong in that one

Me: lmfao

Me: You caught me completely off guard with that one. You usually leave such niceties up to me

Her: mmhmm...you're rubbing off on me, sweets.

Me: Oh, go ahead and blame the innocent, why don't ya lol

Her:
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I totally busted out laughing!!!
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I need a hug that leads to wild sex..😂😂..my friends are fools
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That I've sung to them over the years.

Early, this morning, both of my son's texted me the same song, within minutes of each other.

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Mom...you a happy football fan this morning?
Me...yes Ma'am
Mom...guess you are wearing all shades of orange today huh?
Me...you know it

Mom knows me better than I do😀
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Pretty daddy
I love you daddy

Both from a dear buddy. Haha

Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy.
Hey bud guess you did 'figure out' how, can ya help a brother out and share the secret? LMAO
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Them : Are you taken?

Me: At this moment I'm taking time to perfect my tortilla making skills...but you are welcome to be my guinea pig.

Them: I already am!

Duh....
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I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:

"I just saw a woman's asshole!!"
"Do you want beer?!"
"A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!"
"I'll get beer!"


And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts ��
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I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:

"I just saw a woman's asshole!!"
"Do you want beer?!"
"A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!"
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And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts ��
lol..Chrystal Gale's brown eyes turned blue too, back in the 70's
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I went to hardware store twice yesterday, both times there was people in line with sleds...they made a killing yesterday on those orange sleds and all the kids have to play on is ICE, no sled needed to bust ya ass in that lol
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Texting with the boss today.....

B.. you only need 10?
Me.. for Tuesday yes
B.. ok thanks for the heads up, I won't touch the wheat
Me.. hmmm just what are you touching?
B... the ways i could go with that question, let's say pizza
Me... haha yeah twas your vebage 😉
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