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Old 07-16-2017, 10:08 AM   #1201
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Monte the Magnificent isn't feeling well so he is on bed rest. He wanted out earlier this morning but no can do. I don't think the new menu plan is working out. I was hoping to save some money by switching over to a less expensive grain free cat food. However this must be the junk food of all grain free cat foods because he's responding to it just like he did when I had him on regular food with grain in it. So slowly back to the old brand of grain free food it is. Right now he's napping, lying on his right side curled up into a half moon shape with his left paw covering his eyes. A sleep mask of sorts of his own creation. So cute. I just love him so much and will do anything I can to see him back to his old self again soon.
I hope your kitty feels better soon. Poor kitty.
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Thinking that there was ice in my drink and there isn't so she thought it was a good idea to try out what was in the cup, its Coke, you should have seen her face after one lick!!!
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They're not my pets, but they might as well be *lol*

They love me and watch over me and guard over me and nudge me awake when I've not heard the pings on my phone or when they gotta go potty.

However, *LOL*, It's my caT Petunia who keeps the dogs in line.

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They're not my pets, but they might as well be *lol*

They love me and watch over me and guard over me and nudge me awake when I've not heard the pings on my phone or when they gotta go potty.

However, *LOL*, It's my caT Petunia who keeps the dogs in line.

You must be very popular seeing your phone is "pinging" so much....
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The kitty just had an impromptu pedicure after accidentally scratching the crap out of me. He has to be one of the only cats in the world who actually enjoys getting his nails trimmed. He sits so still and purrs the entire time.
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The kitten is starting to sleep in my bed more instead of her kitty bed. This morning I woke up with a kitty in each arm. That is a great way to wake up.

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My older kitty makes such a fuss when I open the freezer. When she hears me clinking the ice, she starts talking. I've discovered she wants the ice. I started putting ice in their water bowl, because the cold water comes out room temp. But now, she wants the ice.

She licks right on top of the ice cubes, the cracklin' noise doesn't faze her. She chases it around the bowl, and then uses her paw to pull the ice back to her.
Now that cracks me up.
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Monte is back to being Magnificent! He's fully transitioned back onto his old food and loving it. He's stopped shedding, gained a few ounces and we've come to a compromised on treats – only after he's finished what's in his bowl. Not only that he has to work to earn them by finding them which motivates him to keep moving and get a little exercise in. I'm so happy his health is on an upswing. Once he's back up to weight I'm going to take him in for a paw dip, bath and grooming session.
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No had a small seizure and fell off our bed and hurt his back leg. It's a king sized Craftmatic adjustable bed and pretty high, so he took a bit of a tumble. It's always SOMETHING with these crazy Bostons!!
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Kitty Eleanor traveled from NC with my youngest daughter. She is now residing with me at my honey's apartment. She was a nervous wreck yesterday and needed a ton of reassurance....today she is owning the place. Cats amaze me with their resiliency ....

I'm amazed that I spelled resiliency correctly the first time....
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I found big Mortgage kitty in the bathtub this morning. I image it's a cool spot for all the fur he has to carry around.
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Irma has finally gotten here, and Tiny Dog was not cooperative this morning when I took her out. She kept sniffing the air and coming over to me and looking at me like, "Something big is coming! Something's wrong!" and I'm like "Hurry up! This weather is going to get worse later! You need to go _now_!"

She finally did go, thank goodness, and we both ran back in the house, rain-splattered as we were. Now things are blowing around outside, so I hope she's settled until it's safe to go out again.

Diva Kitty is, of course, sleeping through it all on the foot of my bed.
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They've been acting like coyote bait, this needs to stop.I hate to but I'm putting them all in their cages tonight.

Damn shapeshifters, plz don't eat any more of my babies up.I'm still heartbroken about the last one you caught.Don't try to deny it, my security cameras caught you.
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I am off work today and all it has done is rain. Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey have done nothing but pout and follow every step I make. And they keep summoning me to come and open the back door so they can see if the rain has stopped. Then when they look out, pouty faces droop a little lower as they walk drudgingly back to their daybed.

I hate it for them. They have such fun outside. I hate it for me too. They are sort of getting on my nerves ... twice I have almost stepped on Jeffrey.
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Both cats, sound a sleep in two seperate places within eye site, while I'm up late from work. As soon as I get up to turn off lights, brush my teeth, and head on to bed, they follow.

Both, some how jump onto the bed, one the the left of me, the other, climbs on my leg, and walks the length of my body.

It's the last petting,scratching behind the ears, last purr of the day. This probably goes on for about a min, then off they jump. Back to their spots...

Everyone happy, off to la la land......
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Boy kitty, yet to be officially named, is cracking out again.
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