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They cantaloupe.
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06-02-2017, 08:22 PM
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[B]For you.....
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender says, "Dry?" The Germans says "Nein, just one."
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06-02-2017, 08:29 PM
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06-02-2017, 08:30 PM
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06-09-2017, 05:10 AM
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06-09-2017, 09:17 PM
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06-09-2017, 09:20 PM
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06-09-2017, 09:52 PM
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06-22-2017, 08:54 PM
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06-23-2017, 10:07 AM
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an Ode to tête-a-tête's between two dictators....
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