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06-27-2011, 05:22 AM
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He, she and all those in between. Makes no difference to me. Relationship Status:
In love with me, does that count? 
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Overheard in the BowWow household last night.
The boy: I just wanted to let you know we are almost in emergency crisis mode. Me: Emergency crisis mode? What, prey-tell, is that? The boy: We only have a stick and a half of butter left! Me: .gif "Say What?")
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06-27-2011, 07:15 AM
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Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?:
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In Trader Joe's:
"What's the difference between firm tofu, and extra firm tofu? Is it the taste?"
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06-27-2011, 07:20 AM
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On a suburban street in Columbus OH, one woman to another, looking out at the remains of a skunk run over in the street:
"At least the skunk smell masks the smell of decomposition." (I'm thinking that someone has been watching a bit much of the Casey Anthony trial.)
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06-29-2011, 10:58 PM
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Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009
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Overheard on the Phone today between Snowy n Day:
"Wait, but I thought Godzilla killed the Robot."   
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06-30-2011, 05:29 PM
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Overheard somewhere in South Sac:  Anonymous: "...Ho bag" Daywalker: "...bless you" 
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07-02-2011, 05:48 PM
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Member
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco 
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overheard at the tarjzay
small child holding a transformers monopoly game - "i really need to get this one" accompanying adult figure - "wouldn't you rather get something fun like hungry hippos" small child - "no way that's childs prey" |
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07-05-2011, 01:48 AM
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Senior Member
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Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?:
call it as u see it Relationship Status:
Completely...complete ;)  Join Date: Aug 2010
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Sunshyne & I were at a car dealership.
A friend of mine(who works there) overheard & shared... Guys standing there looking at us thru the window Guy 1: ....so that makes her(referring to me) like the guy right? Guy 2: yeah Guy 1: I am not sure I am comfortable saying that... Guy 1's dad(owner of dealership): Why not? You're just jealous she gets to eat more pussy than u... Wow....way to go old Iowa dad...stand up for the lesbians...lol
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07-05-2011, 08:25 AM
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I overheard this a couple years ago but I hope I don't forget it:
Asa was about 9 and we were at a Cub Scouts jamboree, or whatever. This time, I was the only Mama with our troop; all the other parents were Papa's. One of the littler Cub Scouts says, "You're supposed to bring your dad." And Asa says, with resignation in his voice, "Don't worry. It's not going to make any difference." I just want to add that I pinned those Papi's asses in archery! Oh! Yeah! Woo-woo-woo!
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07-17-2011, 03:53 PM
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Overheard in the Old Port:
Guy on his cell: "Hey man, I thought that we had plans to eat grilled cheese sandwiches today."
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07-28-2011, 04:01 PM
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Member
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco
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overheard at the safeway (by the yogurt)
"that's jacked up! i can't believe he's marrying her; i'm the one who brought the 151." |
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07-28-2011, 04:12 PM
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Moderator
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As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?:
Not the Old Man Relationship Status:
Two Tigers 
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Overheard in store
conversation between 5 year old and her mom.
little girl: mommy didn't you say you wanted to go look at toys? mom: no, I'm pretty sure that's not what I said little girl now has an intense look on her face, clearly thinking. little girl: mommy would you like me to look at the toys for you? I promise to come back and tell you what I saw. me to the mother: how old she? mom: the little old lady is five. I swear she's been here at least 5 times already. we both laughed |
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07-29-2011, 01:58 PM
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Member
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco
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strange things were definitely afoot
overheard at the circle k
"ninja monkeys! hell yeah!" |
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07-29-2011, 02:45 PM
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pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010
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08-22-2011, 07:13 PM
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overheard across the street from the chihuly glass museum
"if he's such a good artist - why does he still only have one eye?" |
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08-28-2011, 06:39 PM
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Member
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crown prince of dirty disco
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overheard at the trader joes
cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it" customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch" |
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09-02-2011, 01:43 PM
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco
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overheard at the gas station
guy 1 - "hey man - got big plans for the weekend?"
guy 2 - "i've got ladies on deck - and i'm married!" (followed by a very tigger like whoo hoo hooo giggle sound) |
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09-02-2011, 04:20 PM
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Timed Out
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I'm not picky Relationship Status:
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Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ...
"I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it." |
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09-02-2011, 04:46 PM
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Overheard on a plane yesterday.
Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box. Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not. Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane. Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away." Me....
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09-02-2011, 04:47 PM
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Senior Member
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At Portland First Friday Art Walk:
"Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!" Now... was that necessary?
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09-10-2011, 02:41 PM
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Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden
 "Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart. Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils."
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