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If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"
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I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese. Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?
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Why is it that Rain drops but Snow falls?
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In the same theme: Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
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