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Old 05-25-2018, 12:58 PM   #20781
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I received a tiny birthday cake today.

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Today I've been working some delicate code. Earlier I was coding this routine with eloquence. Becoming frustrated, I started coding brute force style. It was ugly code but working well.

Finally at 2:50 I was saved from myself. Someone high on the food chain said everyone can leave at 3:00 to start their Memorial Day holiday a little early.

That put the biggest grin on my face!!
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My mom saying that she would support me if i got a chesticle reduction. Help take care of me and that she thinks that i can survive another surgery.
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Being appreciated and the words, words, WORDS!
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The effort that is being shown

its always been, actions speak louder than words.
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The kindness of a couple of peeps here on BFP sending info and trying to help me learn how to post a video. Absolutely smile worthy.
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The results of a test. Its helps me understand the way I work.
Which is just fine. Now, to find the other part...

Life is a journey. You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, and let go, and see what happens.
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Mamoudou Gassama, A Malian migrant, has been hailed as the Spider-Man of Paris, by the mayor after he climbed unaided up the front of a building to rescue a boy who was dangling from a balcony

Amazing, right? The French President has given him honorary citizenship.

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I couldn't help but smile when I just looked over at Gracie. I can't even imagine how she wound up in that position or how she's still balancing on the back of the sofa. I want to pet and squish her so much but I'll let her sleep instead.
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Amazing, right? The French President has given him honorary citizenship.

He's also been given a job with the fire department. Talk about brave. This guy is living proof a man doesn't have to look like a professional body builder to have incredible strength. I've known men who were professional bodybuilders that couldn't have managed to do what he accomplished. That child was so fortunate that man was there right at that moment and willing to get involved.
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my dog, all of the sudden, broke out into this cute adorable little howl. As if he were testing his singing voice (he is a chihuahua). And it was only to one song. So, I assume it was certain notes that had been tickling his ear drums. Or he just really hated the song. Haven't decided which just yet. But, I did record him!
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I couldn't decide where I wanted to post this so I looked through my subscribed threads and it was a toss up between "Word of the Day" and this, "What made you smile today?" I opted for the smile since it is National Smile Day ♡

From Sally Field's Twitter {@sally_field} . . .
I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a cunt. Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.
Who knew Sally Field, the Flying Nun and Forrest Gump's momma was such a bad ass motherfucker!?! I love the empowerment of her tweet and kinda think she's the coolest person in my day today.
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So much! I have sweet friends, cute fur babies, a good employee and I'm fortunate enough to have a stable job and I'm healthy. All good things!
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Getting a brand new table saw.

Yes, being in a home improvement store ALWAYS makes me smile!

And knowing the guys will be jelly in the morning! hehe
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Sorry, didnt see this. Not a card collector. Did collect team yearbooks for 25 years, autographed player photos, team signed ball from the first Marlins world series team, team world series hats.
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