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Old 10-21-2015, 04:45 PM   #141
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I waited on Sam Llanas when I worked at Video Visions in Milwaukee (from the BoDeans) and had NO clue who he was until a co-worker filled me in

Author Steven King came in and purchased a copy of "Misery"

Sean Penn came into Video Visions shortly after I'd been re-leaved from my shift
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You've never sold anything to Steven King.

I've never slept with Lady Gaga
I've never slept with Madonna
I never slept with some stupid roadie whose name I can't remember.
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You've never sold anything to Steven King.

I've never slept with Lady Gaga
I've never slept with Madonna
I never slept with some stupid roadie whose name I can't remember.
Your RIGHT...it was the lie!

Or and btw YOU So remember that roadie's name..hehehehe
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I once lived in the neighborhood where some of the scenes from the movie "Frances" was shot

I saw Melissa Etheridge when she was first starting out, at the University of Wisconsin Ballroom and paid only $8 for the ticket!

I once had a temporary job cleaning house and one of the houses belonged to Courtney Love!
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I saw Melissa Etheridge when she was first starting out, at the University of Wisconsin Ballroom and paid only $8 for the ticket!

I once had a temporary job cleaning house and one of the houses belonged to Courtney Love!
OK so I never cleaned a house owned by Courtney Love sue me!

BUMPING this thread.......
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I went to school with Onision (popular vlogger).

I hate the smell of gasoline.

There are five generations of my mom's side of family residing in my hometown.
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I hate the smell of gasoline.

There are five generations of my mom's side of family residing in my hometown.
I think you actually LOVE the smell of gasoline!
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During the winter holidays, I sometimes go to those loan-shark businesses to take out a really small loan , then repay it in less than two weeks, so the finance charge ends up being half of what they normally charge. I really shouldn't do this, but I tell myself that somebody got to keep their job just a tiny bit longer, even if it turns out that this wasn't the case anyway (lol, or not).


I once met Steve Jobs, quite by accident, because he was in town visiting a client of mine (at the time).


My only living sister and I enjoy a good relationship with each other.
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During the winter holidays, I sometimes go to those loan-shark businesses to take out a really small loan , then repay it in less than two weeks, so the finance charge ends up being half of what they normally charge. I really shouldn't do this, but I tell myself that somebody got to keep their job just a tiny bit longer, even if it turns out that this wasn't the case anyway (lol, or not).


I once met Steve Jobs, quite by accident, because he was in town visiting a client of mine (at the time).


My only living sister and I enjoy a good relationship with each other.
Let me think for a second...you seem pretty thrifty but then the holidays can drain anyone's pocketbook, I have no clue where you live but I'm sure Steve Jobs got around, and you have a sister, now you did say living, let me ponder that! My guess and this is a tough one...is that you didn't meet Steve Jobs!
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Let me think for a second...you seem pretty thrifty but then the holidays can drain anyone's pocketbook, I have no clue where you live but I'm sure Steve Jobs got around, and you have a sister, now you did say living, let me ponder that! My guess and this is a tough one...is that you didn't meet Steve Jobs!
Hi homoe,

your guess was not correct.
I actually met Steve Jobs (late 1990s).
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your guess was not correct.
I actually met Steve Jobs (late 1990s).
OK so now at least I got a 50/50 chance here..lol

You've NEVER borrowed cash from one of the 'loan shark' joints!
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OK so now at least I got a 50/50 chance here..lol

You've NEVER borrowed cash from one of the 'loan shark' joints!
lol, homoe.

My first two statements are true.

Statement 3 is false: My only living sister and I do not enjoy any kind of an relationship at all.
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I collect Holly Hobby Statues because she was one of my favorite toys as a child

I use to be a vegetarian but gave it up after I was tricked into eating meat at a Christmas party

I just threw out most of all my make up so I can start over again
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no its a truth! I threw most of it out so I could start all over! I got tired of the same old, same old!

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Could it be that statement no.2 is false (the story about once being a vegetarian but you gave it up because of being tricked about meat)???
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no! I was vegetarian for almost 3 years and my brother in law snuk me some salami cheese! I was SO angry! and hurt! I decided I couldnt trust the world and so I gave it all up...talk about cutting off my nose to spite my face! LOL

So now you know, the lie was the holly hobby dolls. I actually never liked Holly Hobby!


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Could it be that statement no.2 is false (the story about once being a vegetarian but you gave it up because of being tricked about meat)???
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