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Old 10-05-2010, 02:20 PM   #161
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In other news, my honey pretty consistently cracks me up. We're funny people, I have to admit.
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Daayum......that'd be a great bumper sticker.
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the damned TMI thread....
i laughed my ass off...
my dog gave me that head-cocked-to-the-side-look trying to figure out if i had lost it for real this time...
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Pussy vs printer (I didnt make up the name lol) ..... cracked my ass up after a hard day at work
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WnR did. A good laugh after a long day. i needed it!

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The fact that my dad was raving ONCE AGAIN (he's been doing it all week) about how useless my cat is because it won't catch a frisbee or play fetch... LOL
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The fact that my dad was raving ONCE AGAIN (he's been doing it all week) about how useless my cat is because it won't catch a frisbee or play fetch... LOL
Mmmm hmmm...I concur. Pretty useless. Bet he won't bring him the paper or his slippers either. hmph cats
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Mmmm hmmm...I concur. Pretty useless. Bet he won't bring him the paper or his slippers either. hmph cats
Hey now! My kitty is not useless!! She...um...um...damn...maybe she is...
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My neighbor once had a blind cat with a gimpy leg. She found him on the side of the road, after being run over and possibly beaten. After about 6 months, he was up and running and learning to get around. Sweet cat.

Well, sweet to his owner, to me and most every female. He didn't especially care for males, especially those who broke into his home.

3 grown men vs. 1 blind, gimpy cat

Who won?

Well, the cat's not the one(s) who spent time in jail.

Oh, and all the guys had lovely parting gifts all over their faces from their little B&E adventure.

Cats do not = useless. Some of them make fine burglar alarms and home defense systems.
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We have a cat that plays fetch, so cats are not useless!
Another one brings daisy "gifts" like a stray hair tie...which is where the first one learned "fetch" from.
We also have a feral that never leaves our yard. So he's kinda like a watch cat.
Cats are awesome! (I still hate cleaning litter boxes though)
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There are about 5 ferals who hang out around the block, including my yard. My favorite is "Fluffy." Yeah, I know..I gave him a sad ass name but it came from the fleas he had that made him scratch patches of his long fur out. He looked like the feline version of Einstein.

He has allowed me to put drops on him so he isn't all crazy looking anymore. The other day, he stepped up on the chair next to me outside so I plopped a kiss on his nose to see what he'd do. He blinked, like, "what was that" so I did it again. lol
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