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11-08-2013, 08:36 PM
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That the trolls are watching. The old, tired, bitter, blah, blah, blah .... youngsters that can't handle it ...yawn
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11-08-2013, 09:37 PM
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I was flipping through tv channels today and happened to see Jerry Springer asking if Pole dancing should be in the Olympics? LOL
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11-08-2013, 11:29 PM
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11-09-2013, 02:42 AM
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It was a pretty terrible joke, but it was unexpected and it made me snort:
I was trying on dresses at Goodwill, when from outside the dressing room, I heard someone ask the attendant, "Are all of the rooms taken?" "No," he replied, paused a moment, and then, "they're all still there."
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11-09-2013, 04:56 AM
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The best pole dancer in the world!
My favourite pole routine evah!
3.22 blows me away Watch Ellen's boner face |
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11-09-2013, 06:53 AM
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I don't know how she bends that way..... How do they do the bend and snap without hitting their heads on the pole?? I certainly would.. All that in 5 inch heels...wow.... They are certainly athletic... Pole dancing in Japan surprised me...but of course they made it into some classy kind of cirque du soleil chit.... This is the way to start one's day y'all 
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11-09-2013, 10:39 AM
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This didn't crack me up but had to say I never knew they had pole dancing competitition. Interesting, I like it
And I like how some are sloooow and others are faster and the music can be from slow to rockin' music. Very cool 
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11-09-2013, 12:42 PM
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11-10-2013, 11:23 AM
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My little Bit...(youngest daughter)
She was telling me how her boyfriend (a mechanic) had convinced her that there was such a thing as blinker fluid .gif "Say What?") She was going back and forth with him and finally googled it and...low and behold....[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxkHqPXwNZ4"]How to Check Your Blinker Fluid - YouTube[/nomedia] SOooo she wants to go somewhere in a lil bit and I told her she better get out and check my blinker fluid before we leave..cuz it's really important..to which she replies... "Well, I have a sawzall too....so maybe I should check your bumper fluid while I'm at it!" That's a lil crab apple straight off the tree! *color me super proud that my baby knows what a sawzall IS!*
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11-14-2013, 05:11 AM
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I swear my cat wrote this! LOL
"Sing the song of my people"...definitely my little kitty! |
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11-18-2013, 11:50 PM
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I stayed up wayyy past my bedtime so I could text my mother a Happy Birthday wish (and be the first!) for her 60th birthday....
She texts me back "Thank you" Then I get, " I wasn't born until 1:26pm. I'm still 59!" I told her to hold onto to it as long as possible... "I'm holding!!" she says... Happy Birthday to my Mum.... (even if I am early..)
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12-16-2013, 06:51 PM
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Apparently, there's going to be a heat wave in Connecticut on Thursday. lol!
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12-16-2013, 10:01 PM
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"Dittooooooo."
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12-17-2013, 06:47 AM
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12-18-2013, 07:56 PM
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Watching South Beach Tow and listening to Bernice tell her partner "You gotta drop your Balls Baby Huey".
Bernice cracks me up .
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12-22-2013, 08:26 AM
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Kitty jumped on something slippery and landed almost seated. His hind area kept coming forward but he stopped moving in time to not land on the floor. His expression was like... no problem. LOL
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12-22-2013, 10:32 AM
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Lmao only my brother shakes head and laughing
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12-22-2013, 10:33 AM
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01-08-2014, 08:25 PM
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text convo with roommate's mom
Kenna: ohhhh I wish I had some of those key lime cookies!
"Mawmaw": me too! I will give you the money for the ingredients if you make them Kenna: (quietly chuckling because she thought I had previously made them from scratch) No problem . It's just a pouch like the Orangecicle ones at Walmart. next time I'm in town I'll get them. (Later) Kenna: I wonder what they would be like in the Reddy Set Go muffin maker?? "Mawmaw": ME WANT COOKIES NOT MUFFINS Omg I cracked up at this sweet "Mawmaw" saying ME WANT COOKIES !!
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01-08-2014, 08:36 PM
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another text convo with roommate's mom
"Mawmaw": I will have (Blade's niece) thru & fri. I will be up VERY early
(Since she retired, she normally doesn't get up till 9-10) Kenna: awwwww Mawmaw time "Mawmaw": I will be a blithering idiot b4 day is over. She's a chatterbox and in the WHY WHY WHY stage! Kenna: I'm sorry I can't help but chuckle at that! I will rescue you and keep her occupied making peanut butter and Cherrio bird feeders ....(thinking to myself how much fun it will be to make a HUGE mess with peanut butter and cereal with a 3 year old!!!)
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