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Old 01-28-2013, 06:47 PM   #41
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Bathroom hygiene, the lack of it. Since I have transitioned and now use the mens restroom, I am grossed out by the number of guys I have seen exit the restroom without washing their hands.

Another bathroom related thing, I watch the TV program Shameless. Every show starts with the theme song and regular lead in shots, and part of it includes what goes on in the bathroom. The baby playing in toilet water, people sitting on the toilet while others walk in and out. No personal space, a moment of privacy.
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COTTONBALLS!!!

Gah! I can feel every fiber scraping against each other, gives me chills!
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Poor hygiene that causes foul body odors.
Bad breath.
Cigarette smoke.
Someone with spittle in the corners of their mouth.
Dirty bathrooms with hair and grime caked in the corners. Empty shells of old dead bugs.
Yellow or decayed teeth.
Walking into a bathroom and finding someone ahead of you didn't flush. Gross.
Greasy matted hair.
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People cutting their fingernails at work ... leaving little pieces of those body parts that shot around and can be lurking anywhere. NASTY AND GROSS! I will find an excuse not to go into their cube to help by crawling their code with them.

Jagg did a swell job covering the other stuff ... except for a crusty buggar hanging off someone's nose. Anyone can get one but if it is crusty, that individual has not wiped their nose in a very, very l-o-n-g time and they'd need pliers to perform the extraction! LOL!
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the smell of vanilla totally grosses me out

certain relationship memories

goatsee

the human centipede

tuna in the can

the liquid that comes out of canned kidney beans
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reading this thread
people on the subway picking at various parts of their bodies repeatedly
being trapped in a space with a fart that is not my own... sometimes even my own
drips of urine on the toilet from women who crouch
toilets that always smell like sewage
thinking of biting down on ice (not sure why that always gets me)
seeing tiny dots of who knows what in glasses of water
2 girls 1 cup
seconding human centipede
smelling other people sweating their cologne and perfume at the gym
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Someone rubbing their hand flatly across carpet.
The consistency of coconut or grits in my mouth.
Poop in a bedpan (in a depends it's no problem)
Chapped lips
Dental exams
Shaving left overs in my bathroom sink (thanks a lot son)

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a toilet overflowing... If it's in my home, it just makes me want to move.
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mousecapoop anywhere noooooooooo!
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Not washing your sheets at least once a week.
A sofa covered in pet hair.
Furballs floating around someones floor.
Stained toilet seats.
Stewed tomatos.
Improperly fitted clothing. Too tight or too baggy.
Plumbers crack.
60 yr old woman trying to look like she is 25. Gross.
Too much plastic surgery.
Filthy car with various unknown sticky substances and stains .
Big wad of chew on the ground.
Spitting on the ground.
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okay two that just came to mind...

burping. i know its a bodily function but it just makes my tummy turn.

and things being mixed in where they dont belong i.e. grape jelly smears in the peanut butter jar...or bits of tuna mixed into mayo. YUCK.
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on the burping note, a stinky burp in my face makes me want to go under hypnosis so that I can forget the experience I find it so gross!
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on the burping note, a stinky burp in my face makes me want to go under hypnosis so that I can forget the experience I find it so gross!
my dog does this to me
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on the burping note, a stinky burp in my face makes me want to go under hypnosis so that I can forget the experience I find it so gross!
LMAO. I have heard hypnosis is for people who like to waste money. Just saying.
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My dogs gassy ass
cigarette smoke and smokers breathe
food left to rot
the smell of lavender
mean people
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on the burping note, a stinky burp in my face makes me want to go under hypnosis so that I can forget the experience I find it so gross!

Someone did this to me one time while I was inhaling and I actually inhaled a gassy, disgusting, sour burp that I tried to huff out of my mouth by exhaling rapidly and chuffing like a reverse barking dog. I could taste it! And I started gagging pretty immediately.

It was probably one of the single most disgusting things that has ever happened to me.

Oh, and it was my Dad who did it.

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A sofa covered in pet hair.
Furballs floating around someones floor.
Stained toilet seats.
Stewed tomatos.
Improperly fitted clothing. Too tight or too baggy.
Plumbers crack.
60 yr old woman trying to look like she is 25. Gross.
Too much plastic surgery.
Filthy car with various unknown sticky substances and stains .
Big wad of chew on the ground.
Spitting on the ground.
JAGG i can always depend on you to never mince words..i agree with everything BUT the 60 trying to jam 25..umm, please describe i have this awful feeling i can relate lol
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JAGG i can always depend on you to never mince words..i agree with everything BUT the 60 trying to jam 25..umm, please describe i have this awful feeling i can relate lol
I shall now take this perfect opportunity to shut up. As to not incriminate Kitty with further detailed descriptions.
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Pus. The word and well, you know, the thing. Blegh *Shudders*
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lol..i forgot to mention smart & chivalrous, damn
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