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View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook 20 13.89%
chauffeur 8 5.56%
housekeeper 69 47.92%
masseuse 36 25.00%
personal secretary 11 7.64%
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Old 09-19-2010, 07:56 PM   #1
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If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
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If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
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A housekeeper so I could spend more time making memories
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Masseuse!

I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself.

Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you.

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#6 all of the above! Jus say'in
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HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!
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I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.
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I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????
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I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me...
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omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.
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Masseur, yes I prefer male masseurs. I have bricks for muscles. The rest I can do for myself and my wife.
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none of the above. I have a need for a handyman. Someone who can hang shelves for me. Or plant a shrub. Or turn off water when its leaking. Or reset the spark on the water heater. Or dig an irrigation trench. I would eat McDonalds for a year if it meant I could have a handman! (and I HATE McD's except for their new berry smoothies)
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If I have to pick from these five, I'll go with personal secretary (which I translate to "ass kicker" because I can easily get de-motivated and need my ass kicked to get going again)

But if I could pick from anything, I'd pick handyman. As I look around my house I see lots of things that a handyman/woman could take off my hands. Here's a list in case someone wants to sign up.



The Kitchen really needs a lot of work.
  • The rubber liner is coming out of the green house window
  • the cupboards need to be painted/refinished
  • I need some new cupboards hung.
  • The counter tops don't match - could you fix that up please?

My bathroom sink and faucet need replacing, the sink is rusty and the faucet leaks.
There is a gap under my front door that allows heat and cool to leak out, and bugs of all varieties to crawl in - eeek!
I need curtain rods and curtains hung in almost every room.
Both bathtubs need recaulking. Wouldn't hurt to caulk the windows too.
...and could you wash the windows when you caulk them, please?
Seriously - I could go on and on. So Sign me up for the free handyman drawing.

Another thing I would be thrilled to have is.... a mom.

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masseuse please
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I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.
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Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

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It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.


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