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Old 04-14-2018, 09:17 AM   #3341
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Old 05-03-2018, 05:27 AM   #3345
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I need more bacon for the grill... A body massage...a different mattress for camping... A long soak in a hot hillbilly bubble bath... Somebody to volunteer their services to pack up camp and load it in my sexy truck...
Real coffee... New Sketchers (time to splurge on myself)...
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Oh, and an orgasm or two. The really deep kind that make my legs weak.
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I need a fighter....

I know he hurt you
Made you scared of love, too scared to love
He didn't deserve you
'Cause you're precious heart is a precious heart
He didn't know what he had and I thank God, oh, oh, oh
And it's gonna take just a little time
But you're gonna see that I was born to love you

What if I fall (I won't let you fall)
What if I cry (I'll never make you cry)
And if I get scared (I'll hold you tighter)
When they're tryna get to you baby I'll be the fighter
What if I fall (I won't let you fall)
What if I cry I promise I'll never make you cry
And if I get scared (I'll hold you tighter)
When they're tryna get to you baby I'll be the fighter

come out come out where ever you are
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3 soft, pillowy buttermilk pancakes with butter and warm maple syrup, 2 slices of bacon....then about 12 solid hours of good sleep
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Needed: One tutor preferably in health information management.

I am willing to mow your grass, walk your dog or cat (no reptiles), take your garbage out, wash and clean your car and even clean your gutters.

For some good study tips, I'll send you some of my mom's homemade oatmeal cookies.

School's got me like ---
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Something to stop the itch. My skin is so dry and itchy. I even use good quality lotion but i still itch.
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No reptiles? That's too bad. I would help, but I wanted you to walk my iguana and feed my bearded dragon.

Well, that's disappointing.

I guess I need an iguana walker now.




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I want a warm heavy liquid dark chocolate soup
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Well, that's disappointing.

I guess I need an iguana walker now.




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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be??
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I need some motivation to get started on my work. And possibly a Red Bull.
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