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Old 10-02-2010, 08:36 PM   #61
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I love Del Monte Red Grapefruit fruit naturals...It's peeled, sectioned and
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I either want hot fudge sunday with eveything on it or a slice of apple with a scoop of french vanilla ice cream...insted imhaving apple slices and cheese.
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This coming from the woman who sits all day with a bag of circus peanuts in her lap.
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My freezer contains:
a 5 quart bucket of vanilla ice cream
a half gallon of chocolate ice cream
a half gallon of strawberry ice cream

I am all set now!
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White Chocolate and Caramel Cappuccino (I know it is not good for you...lol)


I do not drink this kind of stuff all that often
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This coming from the woman who sits all day with a bag of circus peanuts in her lap.
Let me type this real slow, so you can understand.

I. Don't. Have. Any. More. Circus. Peanuts.

And when I did, I didn't keep them in my lap. I put them next to me in the chair or I had them on the electronic station when I sat on the floor.

So there!

Hrmpf!

You, however, are driving me to want them more.

Stop. It. Now.
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Let me type this real slow, so you can understand.

I. Don't. Have. Any. More. Circus. Peanuts.

And when I did, I didn't keep them in my lap. I put them next to me in the chair or I had them on the electronic station when I sat on the floor.

So there!

Hrmpf!

You, however, are driving me to want them more.

Stop. It. Now.





They're calling your name.....................



Geeeeemmmieeeee!!

Geeemmmmmieeee!!
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Geeeeemmmieeeee!!

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This thread is right up my alley. In my snack drawer you will find:
  • Twizzlers
  • M&M pretzels
  • Swedish Fish
  • Salt Water Taffy
  • Cotton Candy
  • Cheese-its
  • Oreos (reduced fat) yeah, yeah, what a joke I know…
  • Keebler Vienna finger cookies
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  • Goldfish cheddar crackers
  • Nature Valley Oats n Honey granola bars
  • Peppermint Altoids
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My honey keeps telling me the cashier at the supermarket is going to ask how many kids she has…My response: Thankfully, just one of course

P.S. I made red candy apples yesterday twirled in coconut…My favorite…

I'll save the types of cereal we have for another thread.
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I suppose you think you're the ONLY person to tell me that.

Ha!!
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Today I had a croissant with butter and jam at DD with a small iced tea yes it was cold today but I like my ice tea...tomorrow pumpkin coffee
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This thread is right up my alley. In my snack drawer you will find:
  • Twizzlers
  • M&M pretzels
  • Swedish Fish
  • Salt Water Taffy
  • Cotton Candy
  • Cheese-its
  • Oreos (reduced fat) yeah, yeah, what a joke I know…
  • Keebler Vienna finger cookies
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  • Lays Ruffled Potato Chips
  • Social Crackers
  • Goldfish cheddar crackers
  • Nature Valley Oats n Honey granola bars
  • Peppermint Altoids
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  • Bazooka Joe Bubblegum
My honey keeps telling me the cashier at the supermarket is going to ask how many kids she has…My response: Thankfully, just one of course

P.S. I made red candy apples yesterday twirled in coconut…My favorite…

I'll save the types of cereal we have for another thread.
You, with the candy apples! I like you. You can stay.

Bo, you could learn a lot from Scorp.
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Nope....nope....nope. Caramel apples all the way!!!
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PSSST Bo...Step into my office. Let's have a little chat about candy apples...

Puts on my Willy Wonka attire...

"The candy man can cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good"....

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PSSST Bo...Step into my office. Let's have a little chat about candy apples...

Puts on my Willy Wonka attire...

"The candy man can cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good"....

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Candy apples = carnivals


Caramel apples = Fall


AND THIS IS FALL!!!!!
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Tosses Bo into the chocolate river aside Augustus Gloop...Then sends him on a journey after forcefully making him drink fizzy lifting drinks.

Toodles Bo-bo...Enjoy your trip!!!

* Continues eating my RED CANDY APPLE while watching Bo fly around uncontrollably*





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AND THIS IS FALL!!!!!
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