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11-23-2014, 12:23 PM
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Kitten little...
I introduced to her to the joys of paper bags... and... as I'm trying to type she is commandeering my left pinky finger...lol
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11-23-2014, 01:14 PM
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Family Man
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She just gets me 
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Watching our goofy dogs play fight in the livingroom until Gracie
 and then Phoebe just looked at her like did you have to do that .gif "Say What?")
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11-24-2014, 03:50 PM
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Sooo....
I just figured out talk n text on my phone... I feel so grown  I was texting with my mom which gets lengthy. She always has a Brazilian questions for me.. Well.... She asked me what all animals were on the farm I live on...and I told her, goats, chickens, some bulls were here and are gone now and then there's the horse. The talk n text picked it up as the WHORES... So I hurry up and write back, "horse NOT whores!!!" And my mom being my mom LOLs and says..."I was gonna say...he keeps whores??" I cannot complain about the womb I came from... Who else can say whores to their mom and not get soap in their mouths
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11-26-2014, 09:27 AM
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Senior Member
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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snort!
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11-26-2014, 11:28 PM
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lefty loosey...righty tighty...
Early this morning I asked my roomie to go out to the pump house (a dark, creepy shed with spiders and other icky bugs) to turn off the water to the house so I could fix the toilet...
After he returned, I told him we needed to "bleed the lines", so I opened the kitchen faucet and had him open the tub faucet... Water kept pouring out at full pressure...I get impatient and ask "are you SURE you turned the water off??".... he responded yes....more time goes by, water still at full pressure ....Uggggg... Me: Are you REALLY sure you turned the right valve off?? Him: Yes! There's a bunch of water in them pipes between the shed and house! Me: I hate going out to that shed. (Grumble grumble) I grab the flashlight and we both tromp through the rain to the creepy shed... I get to the pump and ask which valve is it? (With a black one and red one sticking out from under the pipe insulation) THAT ONE!! I reach for it (after cussing at the spiders) and giggle as I find it turned COMPLETELY WIDE OPEN...I giggle again as I told him he turned it the WRONG WAY...and emphasized "Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty, hon...RIGHTY Tighty" He walks out embarrassed, and I cuss at more spiders as I giggle at my roommate. A few minutes later after fixing the toilet, I ask him to turn water back on...as I hear him leave the house, he's chanting "Lefty Loosey...LEFTY LOOSEY..."
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11-28-2014, 10:58 AM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Yesterday my sister and I were packing up leftovers and cleaning up LTB`s kitchen. TheElf came walking threw holding a candle lighter.
VB says "What chew got" Elf says "this" Me...lil gurl, what chew doin, you betta put that down Elf...it doesnt have fire on it Me..yo butts gonna have fire on it if you dont put it down She must have thought she was surrounded by Madea's The Elf left the kitchen and went into the bedroom where her mom was. LTB came back to the kitchen trying not to crack up. She said, the elf came to her and said "those girls are tickin on me" LTB they were tickin on you? Elf says yes. LTB what girls? Elf says those 2 in the kitchen. Cracked me up the me and sis were still feeding off each other so well, but it really got me that we were 2 girls instead of Aint and Nana...but it really got my goat that we were tickin on her...oh out of the mouths of babes
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11-28-2014, 07:02 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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when the pumpkin cheesecake smelled like stuffing! Lol lol
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11-28-2014, 08:37 PM
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Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009
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11-30-2014, 05:02 PM
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my mother telling me that her pit bull is scared and staying in the kitchen because she's yelling at the TV so much!! (fucking Patriots...)
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11-30-2014, 07:26 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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Me!
When I said my tongues tired of lickin. Then thought no I did not just say that!
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12-02-2014, 03:20 AM
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my kitten little...
I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep...on my phone reading the forums...when out of NOWHERE she slides, on her back, into the space between my body and the phone I'm holding up... It was just so ninja kitty...she had the crazy eyes and hasn't stopped playing yet.... No catnip for you!
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12-03-2014, 08:25 AM
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Good morning!
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12-04-2014, 09:44 AM
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This had me rolling....
I can only hope that I am still having that much fun when I reach his age. |
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12-04-2014, 09:51 AM
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Dreaming that I saved a baby fox and it's momma..then texting my roommate that we better put a crate in the truck.
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12-04-2014, 11:56 AM
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Infamous Member
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my younger daughter....
Talking to her last night, she made reference to warning her father not to forget her birthday and said..."he doesn't want me to pull a Molly Ringwald on him!!". It just tickled me that my daughter used a movie analogy that is from my time...and wayyyy before hers...
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12-06-2014, 06:41 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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While checking out at the party store today, the girl checking me out says, I love your hat! I'm a huge Texas fan. I took my hat off and looked at it. I said Tennessee. She said love my Longhorns, I said Volunteers. She looked at me like I was stupid as I left.
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12-06-2014, 07:08 PM
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My ten year old nephew coming up to me while we working and saying his dad ( my brother) makes him so mad he could punch him in the mouth... I said welcome to my world I'd like to do that 10 times a day .
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12-06-2014, 08:39 PM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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12-07-2014, 07:25 PM
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Infamous Member
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Christmas Elf's birthday today, she was cranked up to say the least. She of course got in trouble and got her butt popped. She squealed it's MY bursday you can't do that on my bursday!
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12-08-2014, 06:47 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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