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Old 01-14-2010, 02:34 PM   #61
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no, 'cause guys are always looking for something soft and wet to get into.

is a whiz-bang the same as water sports?
It's how you rinse if you're a wafflestomper.

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no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.


what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?
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no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.


what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?
I'm not sure, but the lady on the corner in heels and a pleather skirt said that it's a very important thing to negotiate.

If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?
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If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?
Silly Gemme it is on your shoulders!! Sheesh!!

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um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Meow!!

Do pilots take crash-courses?
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Oddly enough, yes. I volunteered for one this past Aug.


Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?


Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.
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Ohhhh you kn
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Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?


Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.
I knew he was most successful one out of all of them!!

Only if they are under the influence!!


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Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...
you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


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how did popcorn get discovered?

on a VERY hot day in a corn field.


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crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
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crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
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Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...
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because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

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If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?
Bay bees.

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Bay bees.

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3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.
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Created by misogynists to supress!!

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Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.
Because without the commercials, we might think tampons were for nosebleeds instead of special bonding time walking on the beach with mom.

Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)?
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No, but happy cows love cheese.

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