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Old 06-14-2017, 06:17 PM   #1141
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I bought one of those cat tunnels. I have had it for two months, and she has shown very little interest in it. Suddenly, today, she is running through it, poking her head out of it, running into it and scooting it around. Odd cat. lol.
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attacked me with kisses when i got in the door.
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my three year old grand daughter (helped me) wash her miniature horse today. Oh my lord...it was too cute and made my heart shimmer. Those two are so bonded and she is getting so brave as she gains experience! He, like most ponies, have a stubborn mischievous side to him. But not with her. He let that little girl run a washrag and sponge all over him while he stood perfectly still...but when I did it, he wouldnt stand still! LOVE that pony!!! <3
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What DIDN'T she do would be a better question!
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PS I think my kitten farts.
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He was my buddy and caretaker. I'm having some medical issues which kept me home today (don't worry, went to the doctor too). My dog was the best part of the day. He hung out and soaked up the extra attention.
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We all fart!

But it makes me giggle when an animal does it and it surprises them. The look on their faces!
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Kitty Diva has decided the best place to sleep is where the other pillow on my bed would be, if there were another pillow on my bed. She wants to snuggle with her butt right up my nose. (Ewwww.)

She was previously sleeping at the foot of the bed. I'm not sure what made her decide to change locale.

FYI, Tiny Dog sleeps on the floor as close as possible to me.
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Swam and played fetch in the water. Unfortunately my dog hates fishing, thinks it's a total rip off I would bring him to the river and not throw sticks for him. So this was payback for being a boring doggy parent.
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Kitty Diva is getting older. She misses about half the time when she tries to jump on the bed. She keeps trying though! I keep treats next to the bed for her - I think she definitely deserves rewards for effort.
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Busted asleep on the pillows on the leather couch, that she is not supposed to be on!
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The kitten herded a pregnant scorpion in my direction to kill. She is becoming a great scorpion hunter.

The baby kitty is on lap duty.
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Little ninja kitten decided momma needed to give her attention so she plopped right onto the laptop and curled up.
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The old man wanted to lie in the area we just dug up dirt Over.And.Over. LOL And I think the cat might have peed on the rocks we just put in. Did I mention the other dog got skunked this week?
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Ate all the ice out of my cup, AGAIN! For like the millionith time.
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Our kitten hides all day while Daddy is home, but the moment I get home and come into the bedroom she is right there next to me. She goes to sleep between us and has to have a paw touching me. She's honestly the cutest kitten ever.
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Sounds like you need to stop leaving your cups where they are accessible or get your fur baby one of their own.
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The baby kitty wants to lay on my lap even when I am hot and sweaty. Silly kitty.
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Barked like crazy to alert me to the deer they saw out the window. They can see out when they are up on the bed!
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I think that I spoiled the baby kitty. Last night before I fell asleep I noticed that the baby kitty's head was laying in one hand and my other hand was rubbing her tummy.

The kitten still sleeps in her own bed.

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