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Old 11-25-2016, 08:34 AM   #221
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If Orema knocked on my door today that would be great, because the house is actually 'company' clean right now. I'd ask her beverage preference, turn on some music because I like background noise and the TV would be rude unless we're watching the show, then sit down for some interesting and stimulating conversation. I think she'd like my Christmas tree, so I might light that up while she's here too.
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If Gemme knocked on my door today..First my face would be like this ..Then i would know I was seeing an ..
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Old 11-25-2016, 04:52 PM   #224
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If you knocked on my door I'd say from behind it...' who's there'????
I'd say to you..The big bad wolf...
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If deeds (aka the big bad wolf) knocked on my door today I'd invite you in to help (or watch) us plant some vegetables and flowers in container pots, and relax in the sun with a cool drink.
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If Orema knocked on my door today....

I would invite you both in for a BBQ and some card games!
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If MsTinkerbell knocked on my door today..I'd holler' come on in the door's open"!

I'd tell her to plop herself down in a easy chair and take a load off.

I'd fix her a good hearty lunch and then offer to accompany her back to her place and help pack a few boxes
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If homoe knocked on my door, late this afternoon, I'd smile and invite hir in ..... we'd probably visit for a spell, but before too long. ..... I'd offer up the idea to go see if we could catch a movie , over on the west side of town, then go out to a nearby favorite bar & grill for eats and treats. : )
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If Katzchen knocked on my door i would tell my pup to stop sniffing her feet and offer her up some coffee before i asked where she got those awesome shades..
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If girl dee knocked on my door, I would pull her inside for a big hug, talk to her for hours, and we would make some really good food to share.
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If girl dee happened to come by, too, I'd simply just hug her and ask if she brought her dog with her! I'd offer her a nice tall glass of sun fruit tea and see if I had any puppy treats for her pup!

I'd even show you all my shades and let you try them on!

And, if ms tinkerbelly happened to come by, we'd be playing a few games of cards! We'll have to have something cool to drink too.


And I always keep cookies here at home.
I just bought some lovely fresh baked macaroons.
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If girl dee happened to come by, too, I'd simply just hug her and ask if she brought her dog with her! I'd offer her a nice tall glass of sun fruit tea and see if I had any puppy treats for her pup!

I'd even show you all my shades and let you try them on!

And, if ms tinkerbelly happened to come by, we'd be playing a few games of cards! We'll have to have something cool to drink too.


And I always keep cookies here at home.
I just bought some lovely fresh baked macaroons.
If katzchen knocked on my door I'd invite her in and offer her a cold or hot drink. Then I'd proceed to tell her all about Allport Cards in her neck of the woods! I'd go on and on and on till she prolly make some excuse for a fast exit....
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If Homoe knocked on my door today we would head right out on a tour of off beat alternative-indie movie theaters we have here, including, the drive-in options. Then we would probably go seek the best pad thai available.
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If Easygoingfemme knocked on my door I'd invite her in and grill her all about her exercise regiment at work!

I'd ask her how many times she'd really beaten that elevator running up those stairs and had she ever fallen and skinned up her knees.
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I'd ask her how many times she'd really beaten that elevator running up those stairs and had she ever fallen and skinned up her knees.
if Moe knocked on my door i would have to ask to be told of stories of the PNW and ferry rides ........
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If Dee knocked on my door there would be gleeful hugging first and foremost. Then I'd examine her new tattoo. Then we would probably grab the dog and head out into the woods for a walk and talk a whole bunch.
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if Easygoing knocked on my door i would take her in the back by the stream and bring a good, crisp, apple to share.
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If moe knocked on my door I would say come on in , offer a cool or hot drink and ask "ok what can I cook you"? Steaks sound good to me with a salad eh.
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Well, I am in the hospital, but if I were home, I'd offer SB some tea and watch the Royal Ascot with her. The Queen is looking fine in Robin's egg blue today. When the races were over, maybe some traditional country music.
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I would love to talk with Martina, so if she knocked on my door today....

We would prepare a meal and sit in the lovely air conditioning, all the while discussing how our lives have changed as we have matured like fine wine.
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