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Old 05-07-2010, 02:58 PM   #2041
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My daughter is moving home to live with me tomorrow...she's been in Michigan. I'm beside myself with joy! So....of COURSE the Austin crew is meeting up at a local Hamburgery to welcome her here Tuesday night, and for the festivities, I have written her a poem (of sorts).....


Took You long enough to get here,
precious baby girl of mine!
Consider Yourself lucky
that there's not a hefty fine!
I always say that patience is a virtue
('k, maybe not)
I'm just glad You're home with me
in Austin, where it's hot.
Some say we've come full circle,
It's the way it's meant to be;
I'm just happy now
that You can do all my chores for me!
Cheap labor never looked so good ~
Wouldn't You agree?
She has enough of Mommy's genes,
And yes! She even sings!
So welcome, Erin Parker Hall,
I'm glad You're finally here!!!
I've missed You, oh, so much, You know,
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We stand in a timeless moment,
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The strength of her beauty,
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you sit in the barbershop long enough--you're gonna get your haircut. --sam's dad to sam when sam was 17 and already having a hard time staying away from the booze, women and the law. i believe he's mostly straightened out since HS, he's got a wife now and 3 kids.

sam's mom, on the other hand, was less direct--when the cops came to the door one morning at 3 am to report that they'd found the remains of sam's truck that he'd set fire to (intentionally) earlier that evening, she was said to have explain to the the policemen, 'it's not sam, it's the alcohol!'
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This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun.
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