For the Femme Who Has Everything; V-Day Edition - Page 3

Sachita · 02-12-2010, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

Sachita,

You have penicillen for that love.

Go have some fun!

Queen of Queens,

I am not sure of what to say, so

that's me thinking of you!

Love,
Mr. Hoochie Coo

Thank you darling! Did I tell you I gots a strawberry in there too? It might be green on the outside but something sweet and juicy inside

torchiegirl · 02-12-2010, 05:26 PM

wow...um...

*pinch*

*b

Apocalipstic · 02-12-2010, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sachita

Thank you darling! Did I tell you I gots a strawberry in there too? It might be green on the outside but something sweet and juicy inside

a whole strawberry?

Apocalipstic · 02-12-2010, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by torchiegirl

wow...um...

*pinch*

*b

the femmes, the strawberry or the "areas"?

Selenay · 02-12-2010, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Mine look like drapes. I think you are being ageist. *snort*

Doooooooo
Youuuuuuurrrr
Lips hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Are they closer to wall? Are they closer to the do'?
Can you cover them in paper?
Do you have to see a draper?
Do your lips
Hang
Low?

always2late · 02-12-2010, 05:37 PM

Hey can we have a "Check your hooch for signs of aging" booth at the reunion?
(I'm thinking there could be a color chart involved)

Cyclopea · 02-12-2010, 06:08 PM

http://www.bibhanger.com/

Andrew, Jr. · 02-12-2010, 11:18 PM

I will volunteer to check out the femmes. And no insurance is involved.

The_Lady_Snow · 02-12-2010, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenofQueens

Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.

I may hot check this out, being a femme and all.. I will have the boy check thoroughly to make sure I have these particular parts and get back to ya...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

I will volunteer to check out the femmes. And no insurance is involved.

Some vaginas are a right not a privelege.. You may want to make sure you have this clear with them, not all femmes may want their vaginas inspected by just any boy...

torchiegirl · 02-13-2010, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

the femmes, the strawberry or the "areas"?

all of them

Spa · 02-14-2010, 09:37 AM

All I got was jewelry.

tantalizingfemme · 02-14-2010, 01:05 PM

For those without a bedazzler.....

http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_c...ur-vagina.html

tantalizingfemme · 02-14-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

For those without a bedazzler.....

http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_c...ur-vagina.html

ETA: Screen comes up blank for a little bit and then the video will play...

Gemme · 02-14-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please. And what on earth did the woman use to compare it with, to decide her's had lost it's color?

OMG yall are killing me with this thread. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a month maybe 2 months.

*raises hand*

I look.

A mirror helps.

The_Lady_Snow · 02-14-2010, 06:21 PM

One can look at ones labia with a

MIRROR....

hpychick · 02-15-2010, 11:58 PM

and me, being a bit naive sometimes, had to go there.

*oml* indeed.

*shaking my head*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metropolis

Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...

*oml*

hpychick · 02-16-2010, 12:04 AM

I really need to get out of the house more often because I found this, while entertaining in a sick and somewhat twisted sort of way - incredibly interesting that someone out there thought about it long enough to not only create - but also market, products like *clitter* and *bleach bum*

....going out to see if I can buy myself a life.... I may need a though.

Kimbo · 02-16-2010, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

For those without a bedazzler.....

http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_c...ur-vagina.html

That cracked me up, thank you. Clitter glitter...OH Yabia!!

02-12-2010, 05:37 PM	#46
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02-12-2010, 06:08 PM	#47
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02-14-2010, 09:37 AM	#51
Spa Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Secret handshake. Relationship Status: I do the crossword in bed. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: A river runs through it. Posts: 20 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12 Thanked 16 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 36	Bob's all talk... All I got was jewelry.

02-14-2010, 01:05 PM	#52
tantalizingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 4,184 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 4,010 Times in 823 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Glitter Kitty For those without a bedazzler..... http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_c...ur-vagina.html

02-14-2010, 06:21 PM	#55
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,119 Times in 15,678 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	One can look at ones labia with a MIRROR.... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

02-12-2010, 05:26 PM	#42
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,605 Times in 545 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	wow...um... pinch *b

02-12-2010, 11:18 PM	#48
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	I will volunteer to check out the femmes. And no insurance is involved.

02-16-2010, 12:04 AM	#57
hpychick Member How Do You Identify?: Feminine with a hammer Preferred Pronoun?: Girly Stuff Relationship Status: Jesse's Girl. She asked! I said yes! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis! Or as I like to call it - Many Happiness! Posts: 1,364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,387 Thanked 1,417 Times in 499 Posts Rep Power: 15817344	I really need to get out of the house more often because I found this, while entertaining in a sick and somewhat twisted sort of way - incredibly interesting that someone out there thought about it long enough to not only create - but also market, products like clitter and bleach bum ....going out to see if I can buy myself a life.... I may need a though. __________________ *~~greeting the world one cup of coffee at a time~~* http://www.waterfyi.com/wp-content/u...nn-300x168.jpg