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Old 11-12-2009, 04:18 PM   #21
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Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!

O yeah?!

Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.
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Well, all I'm sayin' is be careful with the lube next time your lady is at school.
Ohhhh, well maybe I'll just find your "single sexin" tape and put it Facebook. Just like Carrie Prejean. hahahahahaa
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Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

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Carrie Prejean has a sex tape?

What?
More to the point, she was solo? Intrigued!
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And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.
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Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.
Hot damn! Who knew that lame link would work!? Ezee I want to SEE the tape. Is she self-diddling? Are there inanimate, hell ANIMATE, objects involved? See, this is why we need Bob - this is clearly a job for a librarian!
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The history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.
I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.
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I was wondering where my dollar got to! I had 2 nickels going hard at it to make that dollar, I'll have you know!
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I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.
I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.
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I expect some bromo porn when I return.

I see Mr. Heaven-Sent put in an explanoratory word on another thread for the lesbian ladypeople . We thank you Mr. Dent.
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that would be more interesting if I knew who Carrie Prejean is, OR if the link went right to the actual sex.
Geez woman, I know you are from a remote area and that you are busy trying to get your freak on, but Carrie Prejean has sorta been on the news the last couple of months or so and not in a good way for our people.

Link about her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Prejean

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I will take that bet in spite of the fact that you will most likely win. Because I would really like to know if Bob has.

How to get Bob and that woman he moved here to live with to come out of hiding (what was her name?), is nigh on impossible. A trap of some sort might need to be set.
Um, yeah.

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Bonneville Salt Flats, your knack for new monikers is as zesty as ever!

Hey, I know I sometimes give les (French pronunciation) ladypeoples a hard time, but my love is real and you and my lovely ladyperson are forever opening my eyes.*


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Kim! Isn't this swell!?

In lieu of Bob, we could insert Yucko in our bromage à trois, n'est-ce pas?

I assume he is hot on your tail, er, trail.
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