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Old 02-08-2018, 11:07 AM   #921
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I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?
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I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?
I have them on my chin, so I totally feel you on this!
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I have them on my chin, so I totally feel you on this!
Am virtually a sasquatch, really feel you on that (long time ago lol)
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Am virtually a sasquatch, really feel you on that (long time ago lol)
I pluck em then shave lol
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I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?
hee hee hee.....

Or,,,,,,,you could be like me and have brand new glasses *AND* an mirror that magnifies 8-times and still can't see. *LOL*

That's not so much about age as it most likely is problematic vision issues, but hey, I'm alive, past the age of 55, and happy to be present.
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Deciding to embrace my facial hair, growing a moustache clipping and grooming it choosing whether or not to make it a handlebar while really envying Ty Cobb's.

Making choices based on what you want not what is socially appropriate.
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when.. you find 80's music on oldies channel......what?!!?

when..you still say the words "bummer" & "groovy" and get blank stares from under 30's crowd

when..your birthday is a day you would like to forget!

(your idea of) fun making this kind of list...lol

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here's a few more...

still do not see the genius of selfies ..

exact change ..

(you) don't know "jomos"

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I deal with change differently.

When I was younger, change was always greeted with a fair amount of time and energy wasting bitching, moaning, and groaning.

Nowadays, change is greeted with a simple "oh fuck" and immediately followed by what does this mean, what is the impact, and how am I going to deal with it.

Not sure if I like it but it saves a lot of time and is easier on the emotions.
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when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling

where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber

when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down yep, you've arrived..old age
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