10-15-2011, 11:47 AM | #1 |
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Taken Out Of Context...
The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event...
Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head... One rule: Be kind to each other. Examples: Overheard at work: "Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!" Overheard at the market: "Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like." |
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10-15-2011, 12:37 PM | #2 |
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From my dear friend BillyD moments ago:
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10-15-2011, 01:24 PM | #3 |
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Adam Richman...
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" i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy" |
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10-15-2011, 07:35 PM | #6 |
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10-15-2011, 07:46 PM | #7 |
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10-15-2011, 08:53 PM | #9 |
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Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.
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10-16-2011, 12:53 PM | #10 |
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10-16-2011, 02:27 PM | #11 |
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if its not tight going in you will need to get a bigger one
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10-16-2011, 06:29 PM | #12 |
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10-16-2011, 06:48 PM | #13 |
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Why does it have to be so hard?? It hurts
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10-17-2011, 05:05 PM | #14 |
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Something I said today to my Mom that could have been taken out of context:
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10-17-2011, 05:12 PM | #15 |
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i'll get more on the backside.
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10-17-2011, 05:18 PM | #16 |
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In check out line next to the one I was in I heard this,
I sure hope you thought this through, because it's too late to change your mind now.
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10-17-2011, 05:23 PM | #17 |
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No not that one, I like the short ones that wiggle when they shake.
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10-19-2011, 05:49 PM | #19 |
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10-26-2011, 03:30 PM | #20 |
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