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Old 10-15-2011, 11:47 AM   #1
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The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event...

Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head...

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From my dear friend BillyD moments ago:

"I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything"
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"Sometimes you just have to jump in there and get a little dirty, yanno?"
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Adam Richman...

"I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me."
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" i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy"
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"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...
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"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...
If you would do something meaningful or exciting with your life, you wouldn't have to wear all those goofy hats for attention.
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"you took it out,you can put it back in"
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Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.
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"Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough"
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if its not tight going in you will need to get a bigger one

overheard at work "bitch if i slap it any harder my hand will go thru it"
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Why does it have to be so hard?? It hurts
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Something I said today to my Mom that could have been taken out of context:

"Did you put the lotion on her skin?"
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i'll get more on the backside.

its amazing how far it can spread
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In check out line next to the one I was in I heard this,
I sure hope you thought this through, because it's too late to change your mind now.
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No not that one, I like the short ones that wiggle when they shake.
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Overheard at a Moroccan restaurant.....

"We all got our hands wet at the same time!"
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"Dave is rubbing it in and washing it out..."
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