Butch Femme Planet  

Go Back   Butch Femme Planet > FUN > THE FLUFFY STUFF: FLIRTING, HUMOR, CHAT

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-17-2013, 01:02 PM   #321
Hollylane
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
.
Preferred Pronoun?:
.
Relationship Status:
.
 

Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: .
Posts: 11,495
Thanks: 34,694
Thanked 26,406 Times in 5,878 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854
Hollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Baby, I guess I did something out of habit, because I just felt something hard in my scrub pants...



It was my cellphone...



I just felt something stiff in my pants...



and I realized I actually did remember to bring my cellphone...

Hollylane is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Hollylane For This Useful Post:
Old 08-18-2013, 04:08 AM   #322
PoeticSilence
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Queer
Preferred Pronoun?:
Someone
Relationship Status:
Legally Married
 
PoeticSilence's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Midwest
Posts: 446
Thanks: 1
Thanked 908 Times in 275 Posts
Rep Power: 10661577
PoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST ReputationPoeticSilence Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Taken Out Of Context:

Me:
Why don't I just whip out my little trouser trout and we'll see what I have?


(I was talking about a small yellow rubber fish that you squeezed the gills and it became a flashlight, a bright light would turn on in the mouth. It was in my pocket and the power had gone out at work and someone asked for a lighter and I thought I might have one in my backpack.)
__________________
Love is all you need.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


http://tanbiere.xanga.com/
PoeticSilence is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to PoeticSilence For This Useful Post:
Old 08-28-2013, 12:21 PM   #323
Hollylane
Practically Lives Here

How Do You Identify?:
.
Preferred Pronoun?:
.
Relationship Status:
.
 

Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: .
Posts: 11,495
Thanks: 34,694
Thanked 26,406 Times in 5,878 Posts
Rep Power: 21474854
Hollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST ReputationHollylane Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Gaige, talking about her dog, Nugget. Apparently, if you let your poodles hair grow out, it can form dreadlocks.

"I'm going to have Nugget's with dreadlocks"
Hollylane is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Hollylane For This Useful Post:
Old 11-07-2013, 01:42 PM   #324
JAGG
Infamous Member

How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
JAGG
Relationship Status:
=)
 
1 Highscore

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tulsa (cat free zone)
Posts: 6,093
Thanks: 18,646
Thanked 17,540 Times in 4,141 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
JAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST ReputationJAGG Has the BEST Reputation
Default

" Holy shit balls, how would you like to have lay down beside that every night." Yowza
__________________
I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.
JAGG is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:24 AM.


ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2013