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Old 05-31-2015, 06:41 AM   #61
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I like my toes, too, but I think I'm the only one who does, since my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.
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I like my toes, too, but I think I'm the only one who does, since my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.
My 2nd toe is longer, too. I've always heard that means you have a bigger sex drive. Lol
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It's called Morton's toe.

There is no mention of sex drive. I must have missed that article.

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It's called Morton's toe.

There is no mention of sex drive. I must have missed that article.

That's because it's a bullshit rumor.
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It's called Morton's toe.

There is no mention of sex drive. I must have missed that article.

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In shoe-wearing cultures, Morton's toe can be problematic.
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Except for Floridians, whose state shoe is the flip flop.
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Right now, though, I'm working on some laundry, got the dishes on to wash, and checking off items on my list in preparation for quiet time this weekend.

I was thinking about trying to get a last minute appointment for a massage or maybe go to the community pool and either float or swim or definitely take in some time at the hydrotherapy pool.

Mostly, just rest and pamper my tired soul.
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I've never heard of any of those...where all did you grow up??

I also crave my childhood cereals at times, but when I get them they don't taste nearly the same...
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I've never heard of any of those...where all did you grow up??

I also crave my childhood cereals at times, but when I get them they don't taste nearly the same...
I grew up in Pennsylvania.
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I've never heard of any of those...where all did you grow up??

I also crave my childhood cereals at times, but when I get them they don't taste nearly the same...
Product 19 is similar to Special K, I think. I remember seeing King Vitamin but I never ate it. Quisp was alien cereal in the shape of saucers. The alien reminded me of Q*bert.

It's a combination of your taste buds changing, which happens in your 30s and again somewhere between 50-60ish and the companies changing their formulas to meet current standards.

I can't even tell you how disappointed I was when I tried the Monster cereals as an adult (Boo Berry and Franken Berry for those that don't know what I'm talking about). Lucky Charms still taste okay. Not as good as then but not as bad as most of the others.
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So tomorrow the eclipse shows up, they panic. They all run back to the barn, their routine is interrupted. By the time they get there, the sun comes back...

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I wonder if that will happen?
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