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Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?
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A better question for me is why don't more species do this?
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I was pondering whether Jesus Christ was a real person.
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Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change?
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10-21-2011, 04:07 AM | #229 |
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at night I ponder how can I be so pumped up after working all day and only getting 3 hrs sleep the night before? Just about every night I ask this question!
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Why does the phone ring or the doorbell go when I'm eating dinner or having a shower?
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10-21-2011, 04:30 PM | #231 |
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Why is my mind tired and my body wired? How come I can be so tired when reading and yet when I shut my book and turn off my light my body goes "why hello how are you". I don't want to get out of bed and do things. I really do want to go to sleep.
Why doesn't deep breathing and self hypnosis work anymore??
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Did Laverne really drink a mix of Milk n Pepsi?
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If I buy a freezer, will I ever actually recoup the cost of the freezer in theoretical savings by buying sale items? Then there is also the expense of running the thing. |
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Middle of the night ponderings
Why can't I sleep?
What do I have to do to get more sleep? How come I am unable to eat when I am an emotional eater? Where should I be living? Why do I feel so responsible for what others think? How can I be more involved with my grandchildren if I move further away? Why does my daughter want to marry that idiot? Why can't I find a job here in a market saturated with jobs? Do I really want to move into a basement suite? Where could I unpack my stuff so I could sell it before leaving? Should I sell my car and buy something cheaper? Will my daughter forgive me if I move away? How did I end up here? What is the next step? What have I learned from this summer? How angry am I? Am I angry? What do you really want to do with your life? ...and so much more. Well, I think I just answered the first question.
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Maybe that's why they sing their evening songs ...
Do the trees and flowers whisper their secrets to the crickets in the cool light of the moon?
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-what does meaning mean???
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Wth happened??
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Star Light Star Bright ...
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Why?.........
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