The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff is proud to announce the opening of their new offices here on the Planet. As before, please suggest a word or situation that you feel needs defining. The The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary staff will search the archives, their souls, their shoes' soles, and all other available resources to provide a definition.

Past definitions will be posted here so that you can see how this works. Thank you for your time and attention to our grand opening.

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Threadstalking (Thred stal king) verb origin English from the Latin Stalkere, to watch

1) The act of going into someone's profile and hitting "see all posts by" and reading them. Sometimes compounded by publicly respondind to posts. Other times by sending PM's

Can be a hobby. Can also be a psychotic ex.

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Snarkimosity (snark eh moss it tee) n from the Greek Snarkea to bitch

1) Medical condition found in those who have had it up to here. Often seen in threads that will end up being Peached at some point.

2) A desire to speak one's mind without filter.

See also snarker, snarkee

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Drama Llama (Drah Mah Lah Mah) n originally from Basque, DramadarieanAlpsGoat


1) Beast of burden that causes its rider to wail and shout and gnash their teeth. Repetition can also be seen when riding a Drama Llama

2) Drama Llama poo is useful for making threads flame and Peaches grow.

NOTE: Not recommended for the uninitiated

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Impeach (EM PEECH) aka "OH HOLY HELL I'VE SCREWED THE POOCH ON THIS ONE" n From the Enochian SORRYWONTDOTHATAGAIN

1) To be publicly wrist slapped by She Who Must Be Obeyed. Often occurs just after riding the Drama Llama one too many times. Can be fatal.


Please note: This refers to something that does not happen on this Planet but is here for archival purposes.

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FelinaPolaroidaphile (Fee Line Ah Po' Lah Royd File) n Latin in origin

1) One who can not control the impulse to snap a shot of their .... cat... and post it on the forums

See also, FelinaPolaroidalookeelou

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Dramadery (DRAH-MAH-DAY-REE) noun. A person who can live for months on the psychological angst generated from a single act of drama. Most often recognizable by the single large hump on their back, caused by carrying the weight of the world's abuse and misunderstanding on their poor overburdened shoulders
Clue-By-Four (klew bi fore) n. From the Carpenteria DANGBIGSTICK

1) Object to be applied when all else has failed.

example: "I tried to let hym know I wasn't interested, but I had to use the Clue-By-Four and spell it out for hym."

2) alternative usage; When you suddenly get something you weren't understanding.

See also - lighbulb moment


Original definition by KrystleH

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Diva (Dee vah) n from the Femme DivineWomanAmI

1) A Femme who knows her own worth and is not afraid to speak her mind, her heart and her soul.

2) Sometimes a real pain in the rear but always worth the time.

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Troll (Trole) sometimes n, sometimes v From the Saxon troller, to drag

1) n. A person who goes into a thread specifically to ride the Drama Llama. Usually instantly recognizable by the dromedary hump on their back. Prone to flame-outs and poor me sessions intermittently. Should be avoided at all costs.

example: That troll stirred up everyone with a rumor.

2) v. To cause drama for the sake of causing drama. See negative attention is still attention

example: OffRoadButch called Arwen on her trolling in the "Not a Poodle" thread.

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LURKER (lurh kurh) n From the Latin lurkero, to hide in the shadows

1) a) One who is not confident that their words will be heard.
b) One who fears being ridiculed.
c)One who is shy and may just need to be told where the safe threads are.
d) One who prefers to watch.

example: It is nearly impossible to be a good lurker on the Island Of Dreams


Please note: Island of Dreams is a thread from another site. An Island of Dreams thread does exist on the Planet but is different.

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U haul syndrome (YOU Hawl Sin Drome) n. Medical Term

1) A medical condition that more people need to suffer from. Symptoms include wanting to talk more, needing more time, not rushing into things.

Often conflicts with the NeedAUHaul syndrome.

Often causes rashes and fleas and excessive licking

example: She wanted to move in on the 2nd date which caused my UHaul Syndrome to flare up. The doctor got me some datebegone and I felt better almost immediately

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Banana Boi (bah nan ah boy) proper name AngloUhaulian entymologically

1) He who is tall with a great smile. Protector of femmes who haven't caused his allergies to flare up. All around nice butch.

example: Banana Boi was seen on the Island of Dreams regularly

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Ostracized (oss trah sized) v. from the Amish Ostrichous, to be shunned

1. The act of being shunned by those who think they mean something

example: I was ostracized by the heterosexuals because my butch was better to me than their husbands. SNAP!

Adendum by Ursy: Not to be confused with Austrocized (ozz tro sized)

1. The condition of being planetarily isolated from the majority of b-fers. This unfortunate happenstance often results in the significantly reduced ability to attend b-f events and/or to meet fellow b-fers in real life.

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Tooblunt, (tu blunt) from the vernacular

1) Often used to cramp someone's style, this phrase is used to make someone feel bad about their communication skills. Frequently used with women who have brains and know how to use them.

See Scare tactic

example: Well that Miss Tee is just too blunt. She told me she was in love and didn't want me PMing her with erotic messages. She is just too blunt!

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SOB (sob) n an anacronym for Someone Over Board

1) An individual who is over the top and doesn't stand down even when given every chance in the book.

Alternative, Some Odd Butch

1) An individual of the butch persuasion who exhibits bizarre behaviour that causes femmes to gather in small clusters

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Player (plai ah) n, From the Latin RottenScumous

1) A person who lives by the following rules:

1. Pay her/hym alot of attention up front.
2. Let everyone know you are interested in her/hym.
3. Be jealous and possessive.
4. Do this for about a week maybe two at the most.
5. Stop calling
6. Act as if you don't know her/hym
7. Start at step 1 with another femme/butch

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Badonkadonk (bah donk ah donk) n. From the Butch bodaciousbabealert

1) The nodding movement one of the butch persuaions's head makes when one of the femme persuasion who catches hys eye goes by. Often accompanied by mild drooling and incoherency.

example: gD went badonkadonk when Arwen's dress nearly fell off at the Bash

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FLAME (flayme) n or v From the Latin flamius to light something on fire

1) n. The act of searing someone with your words whether they needed it or not. Often found with the Drama Llama riders and Trolls. Sometimes out of control during Mercury retrogrades. Can be avoided by using the unsubscribe button or the little x in the upper right hand of the browser screen

See Impeach 'cause if you Flame, you are gonna get to know allll about being Peached!

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Loser (loo suhr) n. From the Greek Lossia to give away something good

1) Someone who used to date me.
2) Someone who used to date sweet_oc_grrl
3) An inDUHvidual who thinks they really are all that and talk about themselves until it is time to let you talk about them (kudos to the lovely MountainGirl aka SuperFemme for this funny line!)

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BFP Addict (bee eff pee add dicked) n. from the DusaJackian to do what you loved

1) An individual who just can't get enough finger movement