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Old 08-16-2011, 05:45 PM   #1
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The premise of this thread is similar to the idea of the you might be a redneck if jokes.
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You might be a geek if...
When you see the name Starbuck you think of Battlestar Galactica not a misspelling of a coffee chain.
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... you still try to discuss Lost.
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Many years ago I was on the Engineering Computing softball team.
Our name: Base 2

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All your base are belong to us...

You may be a geek if this phrase has ever been a part of your everyday vocabulary
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... you know everyone at the Genius Bar by name.



(Mac users only. wait, though. if you use a Mac, then you can't be a....)
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Old 08-16-2011, 08:25 PM   #8
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....you have waiting in line for a midnight movie in costume.
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oh geez ... this has me written all over it *laughs*
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There are only 11 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary and those that do not.

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I void warranties!

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No, I wont fix your computer ...and you wear it to family holiday celebrations..but you end up fixing them anyway.
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