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Bad Habits, Tics, Annoyances???
After reading All the Do's and Don'ts, and after briefly examening some tiny nuances in past Relationships.....
My curiosity peaked... Does your better half{s} have sleeping habits, bathing habits, early morning Rituals that make u see Red sometimes?... Where u wish it weren't Suicide/Bed Death to scream "STOP IT !! Go to the Couch and do that !!!" Maybe u wanna sleep and s/he mumbles "I'm really into this book/magazine, show", and u quietly choke your pillow.... Or You want a liiiiiiiiittle affectionate Nookie, after a rough day and they're Lookin'....well....besides fuckable, the "target" has a facemask, rollers, granny nightgown, and u mumble "wtf??" Give Details, leave nuthin' out !!!.....switch names if u must...j/k..
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wait a minute...
whats wrong with a granny nightgown??? lol...JK at this time, my other half is Mr Smitty the one eyed rocking on limping kitty and he is pissing me off right now because he wont quit licking himself.. frustrating when its only a cat...
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I have a cat with a really annoying morning habit... no "better half," though. One thing that does drive me batty, however, is a partner who believes that hitting the "snooze" button four or five times each morning is an acceptable way to wake up. GRRRRRRRRR.
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I'd answer your questions, but I don't think that Nick wants me to tell you all about the annoying things that he does.
I feel more comfortable telling you the annoying things that I do that he hates, how's that? I bite my nails. The sound makes him insane. When he tells me to stop biting my nails I always say something like "I'm not biting my nails, I'm scratching my teeth. They're very itchy." Apparently it isn't adorable when I say that. Huh. I pop my gum. When Nick complains I make exaggerated attempts to chew quietly and still randomly snap the gum and go OOOPS really loudly. Apparently this also isn't adorable. I lick my fingers instead of using a serviette. When Nick objects I say "Tastes delicious! Can't waste!" or "Serviettes aren't environmentally friendly!" Curiously, this is unadorable. I have allergies and sometimes I (especially in the mornings) will randomly sniffle a little bit. I don't even realise I'm doing it. When Nick says "blow your nose already!" I will make a large production out of the nose blowing process. Again, not adorable. I'm a real catch. (Okay, I'll give you one thing that Nick does that annoys me. He reads maps IN PUBLIC. I can't stand that! I am a firm believer that letting the locals know you don't know exactly where you are and where you're going is like wearing a "Murder and/or Rob Me!" sign. I'm always like "You're going to get us both killed! Put that shit away!")
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Mary by constantly tossing my stuff out when I'm done with it!
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There are certain words or phrases, when used, make me want to stab the speaker in the eye with a spork.
For example: acrost. Acrost is not a real word. What they mean is across. Usage: My favorite deli is acrost the street. My coworker uses this. I adore her but I literally have to walk away from her when she says sh*t like this. Example 2: Her and I. No, she and I. This is another one of my coworker's little vocabulary sins that makes my skin crawl. Example 3: Gooder. There's good. Then better. Finally, best. There is no effin' gooder! Okay, fine. It was in a commercial. With CHILDREN. Children get away with making up words and not knowing proper English but adults should know better. I've seen it used on this site and on social media platforms and by one of my customers. I actually twitched when I heard it. As a side note, I don't give two sh*ts about 'moist'. |
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annoyances
The latest tick off word for me is "my bad". OMG slap you. I'm bad, my bad habit, I did wrong, this is on me, my mistake, etc etc....
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