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Old 11-24-2009, 09:02 PM   #241
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I have a long post. But I'm have second and third thoughts about posting. So I think I'll sleep on it awhile.
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:41 AM   #245
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Jackhammer, I'm sorry that happened but, you tell good stories! Ha. will you put a key outside now?



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Old 11-25-2009, 12:54 AM   #247
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I broke my starbucks reuseable iced cup...I guess I should stick to the HP proof nalgene bottles...

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Old 11-25-2009, 04:00 AM   #248
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Do you know when you have a its best to stay off line.
Yeah.... so I decide to paint the bathroom for the wifey.
I'm running around in sweats, a tee-shirt and barefoot doing my thing in my house that is a fucking fortress.
Yes a fortress:

I head out the back door to lay down some crown molding on the deck, so I can shoot it with my spray gun.

I try to come back inside the house, and the door is locked

So off to the front of the house I go walking slowly and carefully because my baby soft lilly-white feet are tender. This is where the panic sets in, its 55 degrees outside and Im not from the south.

I soon pull myself back together when I catch myself begging the dog to unlock door.

I now realize that for the next 4 to 5 hours I am locked outside with no cell phone and the wife was at work, and only 2 things are on my mind: food and heat.

After taking a moment to assess my situation (while the dog stares at me through the french storm windows on the back doors), I head for my bass boat. I rip off the tarp and grab a flare and stick it in a burning barrel, get a chair from the shed, and a hand full of firewood.

I sat next to that damn barrel and watched the juicy squirrels run around the yard, I even had thoughts of eating a field mouse that skittered by.

Oh, did I mention that I was also out of nicotine gum?

I amused myself at the thoughts I was having over food, and my only regret was not having a gun or knife to be able to put something in the BBQ.
Ummm, Ok, over the burning barrel on a dirty stick.

I'm hypoglycemic and when Im feeling that bad, Id eat anything, I now truly know that for fact.


Aren't cha glad I put those chairs in the shed instead of the garage?

I'm surprised you didn't make a spear out of a big stick and spear a critter for lunch!

Maybe you should keep some of your survival stuff in the shed... or we could always turn the shed into our butch cave!!!
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Old 11-25-2009, 07:16 AM   #249
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It's begining to feel a lot like TURKEY DAY!!

YAY turkey


postive thoughts, remember, if life gets you down, kick it in the butt and find someone to


ok maybe not but ehh.....


just remember, tommorrow is another day, and another chance at changing the world in some small way

even if it is by flattening your bosses tires in the parkinglot and not getting caught! ok i wouldnt' do that but damn sometimes i wish i had the guts to!
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Old 11-25-2009, 07:49 PM   #251
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I may or may not have faked the swine flu to avoid a visit to my brother in the pen.

I don't feel bad at all.
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I was intrigued by Adam Lambert's...For Your Entertainment, performance....




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Old 11-26-2009, 11:18 AM   #253
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The turkey's in the oven.....working on the dressins now. Aunt Olive's Raspberry Surprise is ready.....sweet potato casserole is ready to go into the oven....and all is right in the world after one 12~cup pot of coffee with Hazlenut creamer....

Company's arriving at 3~ish....

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I'd love to be a fly on Diva's wall, watching her perform her Aria in the kitchen !

But I bet Diva doesnt have flies on her wall, sigh...
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But I bet Diva doesnt have flies on her wall, sigh...

I DID have a moth last night...does that count?
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Seriously thinking about going back to my parents house to steal the last of the sweet tato casserole I made
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Not think about pumpkin pie....
Sleep
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The Christmas carols have been on all morning.....

I heard a porn song.

Ella, singing 'Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney....'.....and....'please come again next year'..... and...' he's all fat and round'.....and....'neither up....and neither down'

What ELSE could it be?

And evidently, Santa Claus BROKE her chimney, cuz "Daddy built a brand new chimney..."


Cuz that's what Daddy's do......
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