If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 10

homoe · 08-26-2015, 09:11 PM

WOW I completely didn't realize it was the person showing up who posted previously..BUT there is nobody I'd rather talk politics than with Orema so it turned out perfect after all!

Shystonefem · 08-26-2015, 09:17 PM

If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

homoe · 08-26-2015, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shystonefem

If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

If shystonefemme knocked on my door, I'd whisk us off to Ptown so fast it'd make her head swim!

Orema · 08-28-2015, 01:00 PM

homoe, if you knocked on my door today I'd invite you inside, offer you a seat, a cool drink, and would want to discuss Jill Ellen Stien who formally announced her candidacy for the Green Party's 2016 presidential nomination in June 2015.

Thanks for setting us straight, MsTinkerbelly.

Bèsame* · 08-30-2015, 07:34 AM

Hello Orema,
Not in the know to talk politics, so we would enjoy that coffee cake from Trader Joe's! Talk about the places we've been and the art of flirting

Gemme · 08-30-2015, 08:42 AM

Besame, if you knocked on my door this morning I'd wonder how you got through the security gate. But then I'd invite you in and show you my smorgasbord of crafty goodness and I imagine I could learn something new from you. Who doesn't love Sunday crafting?

*Anya* · 08-30-2015, 11:31 AM

If Gemme knocked on my door, even though as a rule, I don't like when people just show up without calling first;

I have always wanted to meet Gemme in person and would warmly welcome her.

I would let her know how much I enjoy her thoughtful posts and her clearly great brain.

We would then go to the beach and enjoy the sun and good conversation.

My girl-friend would stay home and make dinner for us because she is the chef in our family!

Gemme · 08-30-2015, 07:31 PM

If Anya knocked on my door, I'd wonder who in the Hell is giving out my security code but after that thought, I'd be glad she was here.

Since we would have already seen the West coast beach scene earlier, I would drag her to the East coast beaches. There's one I heard word about from one of my favorite customers that is relatively unmarred by human contact. Nearly white sand and seagulls and cool breezes galore. We'd picnic during the day and feast at one of the beachside restaurants at the end of our day. Then we'd compare notes on traffic snafus as we try to get the Hell out of the parking lot, which will be a lot more difficult than it sounds.

homoe · 08-30-2015, 07:37 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door I'd be sad I didn't have any crafts to show her BUT I'd invite her in and grill her about places in Silverdale and Poulsobo then pick her brains about movies she's seen! After that I'd take her to lunch at a place of her choosing and then after that hopefully we could take in a movie together

Gemme · 08-30-2015, 07:45 PM

If homoe knocked on my door, we'd continue the discussion on movies and eating locales in the PNW. One of my favorite bistros has closed, so I'm interested in finding out if something opened up in it's place. Then we'd go to some of the touted places around here, although honestly, nothing compares to the PNW seafood. If it's a Tuesday, my local movie theatre has a silver screen showing and for $2 you get admission plus a mini drink and a mini popcorn. It's a good time!

Miss_J · 08-30-2015, 08:44 PM

Hmmm if Gemme knocked on my door I'd wonder wth she was doing in MI then, knowing her love of crafting I would usher her into the crafting room for a fun filled day of creating, offering food and beverage of course and getting to know her.

C0LLETTE · 08-30-2015, 11:31 PM

If Miss J knocked on this door, I'd apologise for the condition of this motel room but explain that this was all I could find for $15 a night .

Bèsame* · 09-15-2015, 01:22 PM

yeehaw! You made it to Texas!...lets go for a ride to the coast. Ummm...btw...I'm not a very driver.

C0LLETTE · 09-15-2015, 02:31 PM

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd explain we were now in Canada and the only coasts around here are 3000 miles to the west of us, 1000 miles to the east and about 1000 miles north and freezing up fast.
As for driving, good passengers are a lot harder to find than good drivers.

Gemme · 09-15-2015, 03:06 PM

If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry.

uglyboi · 09-26-2015, 05:57 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver."

homoe · 09-26-2015, 06:05 PM

If Uglyboi knocked on my door I'd know I'd be in for a few good laughs! Such a wicked sense of humor!

Chad · 09-26-2015, 06:26 PM

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

homoe · 09-26-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

Chad · 09-26-2015, 07:03 PM

Oh yes homoe knock on my door! I am a Texan and known for my bbq specifically brisket. You would be well fed. Fyi, I met my love right here on BFP. My advice is to talk to everyone until the right one becomes obvious.

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Originally Posted by homoe

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

08-26-2015, 09:17 PM	#182
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08-30-2015, 07:34 AM	#185
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: ☀️☀️☀️ Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 14,772 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 28,402 Thanked 39,527 Times in 10,206 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Hello Orema, Not in the know to talk politics, so we would enjoy that coffee cake from Trader Joe's! Talk about the places we've been and the art of flirting __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

08-30-2015, 08:42 AM	#186
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08-30-2015, 11:31 AM	#187
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,800 Times in 7,290 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	If Gemme knocked on my door, even though as a rule, I don't like when people just show up without calling first; I have always wanted to meet Gemme in person and would warmly welcome her. I would let her know how much I enjoy her thoughtful posts and her clearly great brain. We would then go to the beach and enjoy the sun and good conversation. My girl-friend would stay home and make dinner for us because she is the chef in our family! __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

08-30-2015, 07:31 PM	#188
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Anya knocked on my door, I'd wonder who in the Hell is giving out my security code but after that thought, I'd be glad she was here. Since we would have already seen the West coast beach scene earlier, I would drag her to the East coast beaches. There's one I heard word about from one of my favorite customers that is relatively unmarred by human contact. Nearly white sand and seagulls and cool breezes galore. We'd picnic during the day and feast at one of the beachside restaurants at the end of our day. Then we'd compare notes on traffic snafus as we try to get the Hell out of the parking lot, which will be a lot more difficult than it sounds. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

08-26-2015, 09:11 PM	#181
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08-28-2015, 01:00 PM	#184
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08-30-2015, 07:37 PM	#189
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	If Gemme knocked on my door I'd be sad I didn't have any crafts to show her BUT I'd invite her in and grill her about places in Silverdale and Poulsobo then pick her brains about movies she's seen! After that I'd take her to lunch at a place of her choosing and then after that hopefully we could take in a movie together

08-30-2015, 07:45 PM	#190
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If homoe knocked on my door, we'd continue the discussion on movies and eating locales in the PNW. One of my favorite bistros has closed, so I'm interested in finding out if something opened up in it's place. Then we'd go to some of the touted places around here, although honestly, nothing compares to the PNW seafood. If it's a Tuesday, my local movie theatre has a silver screen showing and for $2 you get admission plus a mini drink and a mini popcorn. It's a good time! __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

08-30-2015, 08:44 PM	#191
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09-15-2015, 01:22 PM	#193
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09-15-2015, 03:06 PM	#195
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-26-2015, 05:57 PM	#196
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09-26-2015, 06:05 PM	#197
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09-26-2015, 06:26 PM	#198
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