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Old 09-13-2017, 09:00 PM   #1221
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1. Played his usual "hard to get" for his morning left ear thyroid med application (all while purring)

2. Begged for his night time right ear application

3. Continued his 14 year streak of being adorable and irresistable
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He practiced his ninja skills and nearly sent me tumbling.
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The cats burrowed back in bed after I made it up this morning. Fall is here.
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Tiny Dog and Diva Kitty are, alas, stuck in my bedroom all day while construction work goes on in the rest of the house and I am at work. I wonder what they are doing alone together all day? Plotting to overthrow the world? Planning their escape as soon as I get home and open the door? They're probably just snoozing. Tiny Dog is probably occasionally worried by the smells of strange people in the house and the unusual sounds. If Diva Kitty feels the need for privacy, she'll hide in my closet for awhile. Tiny Dog doesn't care about privacy.
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The herbal "calm me down pills" that the vet recommended for my biggest Boston are finally starting to work now. Unfortunately he is sleeping a lot more.... But what is worse? Sleeping more or attacking his brother and sister? The last time he attacked his brother (they are litter mates) it was an expensive vet bill, and his sister is my 12year old senior Boston who cannot defend herself. So I guess I'll have to deal with the sleeping more and have 3 safe dogs.
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All is a welcome quiet in my house. The baby kitty is next to me begging for tummy rubs and the kitten is playing in her tube.

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Currently, he's snoozing under the tree as he has finally run out his energy. Holy cow, he was bouncing off the walls, literally!
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Hey Hey, *lol*, I just let the dogs out of their kennels, petted them both on their heads and thanked them for not nagging me during the night and then gave them both a huge hunk of cheese and turned them loose outside, in my BFF's back yard, so they can bark like crazy and stretch their legs and scare the chickens awake, next door.

My sweet caT is now inside and ready for her morning meds and her first treat of the day

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The kitties are very happy that I am home. The baby kitty is laying on my lap. The kitten is playing and running through her tube.

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Hey Hey, *lol*, I just let the dogs out of their kennels, petted them both on their heads and thanked them for not nagging me during the night and then gave them both a huge hunk of cheese and turned them loose outside, in my BFF's back yard, so they can bark like crazy and stretch their legs and scare the chickens awake, next door.

My sweet caT is now inside and ready for her morning meds and her first treat of the day

I BET the neighbors just loved being woken up early on a Sunday morning by barking dogs.......
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Her neighbors are our friends (remember that they own the restaurant out by me, yet live next door to my BFF? ), who got home from an all-nighter catering event......they actually were making SO much noise that my BFF's dogs woke me up so they could go outside and use their talented barking skills, lol. The chickens didn't really care tho, because they're always up with the birds.
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Had to give my pet away to a good home...i'm sure he's having a great senior life.
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My female chihuahua is trying to hump all the cats..where does she find the energy?

Her mate is just observing this..he tried,but the cats won't let him near them.

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He was sooo excited to see Us yesterday that he turned into soft kitty velcro and would go from one to the other and just attach himself to Us.

This morning, he's playing with the wheels on my chair so we may need to have a refresher course in what is acceptable to play with and what could get you hurt if you play with it.

Also, the pet sitter overfed him and he's a mini butterball now.

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Over the weekend my roommate sent me a picture of Skippy standing to the side of her truck thinking it was my truck and just trying his best to get me to get out of the truck. I was out of town the picture of him touched my heart how much he loves and misses me and made me feel guilty.

So today I took him out for ice cream he loves vanilla ice cream and he gets a little vanilla chin and it is so cute.
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A cold front came through so I opened the windows and the kitties are having a blast running from window to window smelling the air.

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My kitty decided to "help" me knit. This involves a game of keep away where I try to get the yarn on the knitting needle and she tries to get the yarn on her paws. I did not get much knitting accomplished tonight!

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Loki hid under the bed for most of the night but is relaxing on the sofa now. He's been enjoying the new layout of the apartment but he better not get used to it.

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