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UofMfan · 04-26-2010, 01:09 PM

I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.

I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.

Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.

Mercury, how much longer?

Leigh · 04-26-2010, 02:03 PM

Well I went out today to get a criminal record check done for My new job, and had to fill out an application form to get it done. I paid the fee, gave them My ID and went to fill out the form and of course (inserting grumble here) had to deal with those lovely boxes ~ "Male" and "Female". Of course I had no choice but to check off female, not that I wanted to, but I kind of had to. My insides were screaming out, asking why just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box that I do NOT fit into?

Jet · 04-26-2010, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Braedon

. just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box

I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.

Andrew, Jr. · 04-26-2010, 02:14 PM

Today on the news I heard that the CDC announced that 3 out of 5 Americans had 1 of 3 chronic illnesses. They are high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and diabetes. All of these are causing more people to have heart disease. This is from their latest study on obesity in America.

Braedon,

Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!

SuperFemme · 04-26-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan

I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.

I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.

Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.

Mercury, how much longer?

The Universe gave you the cold shower you deserve.

A priest told me.

Butterbean · 04-26-2010, 02:23 PM

I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'

In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao

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Queerasfck · 04-26-2010, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterbean

I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'

In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao

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O, what a great idea!!!! I love it!

Leigh · 04-26-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.

Haha I have no idea where that came from but after I posted it I had a good laugh over it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

Braedon,

Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!

I didn't think to leave it blank but unfortunately there was no other box, so I checked one just to humor them

Corkey · 04-26-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by June

I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.

Can anyone tell I'm trying to avoid a work project today that involves Natural Casing Braunschweiger and how to describe it in an appealing way?

it pops then squishes in yer mouth!

I like braunschweiger, just not in casings eeewwwww it's a texture thing.

Leigh · 04-26-2010, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.

I'm sure it is a palace of pleasure for you June, and thats fantastic

Unfortunately for Me, its not

Jet · 04-26-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure

hahahahaha

Julien · 04-26-2010, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!

Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it.

Leigh · 04-26-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Graphiteta2s

Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it.

I think about that all the time, and often wonder why we have to be stuffed into a box like that? Stuff to ponder for sure

Write14u · 04-26-2010, 06:24 PM

While sitting in a Starbucks in Birmingham, I'm pretty sure I was privvy to a first date between these two guys. It was kinda neat doing the (unavoidable) eavesdropping of how it was going. *grin*

JakeTulane · 04-26-2010, 06:51 PM

Using the rearview mirror as you drive for a vanity place is shitcrazy.

That is all.

SassyLeo · 04-26-2010, 07:16 PM

I was a cranky bitch today at work... let's hope tomorrow is a better day

moxie · 04-26-2010, 07:34 PM

Abu Dhabi? Aiden? wtf?

Can't wait to see it!

Wish Miley Cyrus wasn't in it.

Diva · 04-26-2010, 09:22 PM

Ya know, Austin prides itself on bein' just a little weird.....

Tonight was no exception.....gotta love it when the weatherman makes a point to show the bats flight showing up on radar!

Oh hellz yeah! Austin has the largest urban bat colony (Mexican free tails) in the US.....about 1 1/2 million of those little pookies!

And when they all take off from under the Congress Ave. bridge at dusk, they evidently show up on radar!!!

How cool is THAT?

Gemme · 04-26-2010, 10:39 PM

If it makes you feel the slightest bit better, Braedon, please try to remember that everyone has at least one hole between their legs.

In other news, I found the internet. It can't hide from me any longer.

BoDy*ShOt · 04-26-2010, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JakeTulane

Using the rearview mirror as you drive for a vanity place is shitcrazy.

That is all.

*that*'s not what it's for??

04-26-2010, 06:24 PM	#1714
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04-26-2010, 07:34 PM	#1717
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04-26-2010, 10:39 PM	#1719
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04-26-2010, 01:09 PM	#1701
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04-26-2010, 02:03 PM	#1702
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,026 Times in 4,786 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Well I went out today to get a criminal record check done for My new job, and had to fill out an application form to get it done. I paid the fee, gave them My ID and went to fill out the form and of course (inserting grumble here) had to deal with those lovely boxes ~ "Male" and "Female". Of course I had no choice but to check off female, not that I wanted to, but I kind of had to. My insides were screaming out, asking why just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box that I do NOT fit into?

04-26-2010, 02:14 PM	#1704
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Today on the news I heard that the CDC announced that 3 out of 5 Americans had 1 of 3 chronic illnesses. They are high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and diabetes. All of these are causing more people to have heart disease. This is from their latest study on obesity in America. Braedon, Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!

04-26-2010, 02:23 PM	#1706
Butterbean Member How Do You Identify?: ---- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ----- Posts: 1,143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 2,220 Times in 772 Posts Rep Power: 17690475	I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being' In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao .

04-26-2010, 06:51 PM	#1715
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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Ya know, Austin prides itself on bein' just a little weird..... Tonight was no exception.....gotta love it when the weatherman makes a point to show the bats flight showing up on radar! Oh hellz yeah! Austin has the largest urban bat colony (Mexican free tails) in the US.....about 1 1/2 million of those little pookies! And when they all take off from under the Congress Ave. bridge at dusk, they evidently show up on radar!!! How cool is THAT?