Things you should never say on a date. - Page 2

SleepyButch · 09-19-2013, 08:45 PM

"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?"

SleepyButch · 09-19-2013, 08:51 PM

“Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully imprisoned. But the imprisoned part, sure. That sounds accurate.”

Heavenleahangel · 09-20-2013, 06:50 AM

I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!

Katniss · 09-20-2013, 07:38 AM

First date, a few years back, and upon learning the organization I work for has offices in every state including two (at the time) that recognized gay marriage;

"So if we get married I can get on your health insurance, right?'

Katniss~~(check, please....)

p.s. I have no problem with someone checking their phone if they have minor children who are with a caregiver for the evening. That's just being a good parent.

JAGG · 09-20-2013, 07:44 AM

I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.

I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun .

Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot .

I'm the president of the local cat rescue.

GeeGina · 09-20-2013, 08:04 AM

"I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated."

A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it.

DMW · 09-20-2013, 08:45 AM

What he said.

Miss Scarlett · 09-20-2013, 09:23 AM

"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)

Metro · 09-20-2013, 09:27 AM

"Oh, I don't carry a purse (read: money)."
– Anonymous

deb_U_taunt · 09-20-2013, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

I'm the president of the local cat rescue.

But we all know how much you secretly love cats

deb_U_taunt · 09-20-2013, 09:51 AM

"Pull my finger"

MsTinkerbelly · 09-20-2013, 10:08 AM

You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble.

Queenie · 09-20-2013, 10:14 AM

''Sorry but I am still in love with my ex..''

Ginger · 09-20-2013, 10:30 AM

"Is that your real hair?"

macele · 09-20-2013, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout

"Is that your real hair?"

you all are giving me lots to say on a date. for humor purposes only. i'm not joking. just wait.

Gemme · 09-20-2013, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heavenleahangel

I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!

Heavenleah, you're just fine. Kids are a totally different story, but when someone's got their face imbedded in their phone when there is a perfectly fine human being directly in front of them, that's extremely rude. I'm sure you'd let anyone you date know that you have your sweet boy and you are worried about him.

I agree with wasting food, but I think the point above was that it was the other person's food they were trying to confiscate. That goes along with someone putting their hands in my plate without permission while I'm eating. No!

Miss Scarlett · 09-20-2013, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout

"Is that your real hair?"

This is right up there with being told out of the blue (not that I would ever ask, much less care because it just isn't important to me) that "The carpet matches the drapes"...

deb_U_taunt · 09-20-2013, 11:24 AM

"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?

Miss Scarlett · 09-20-2013, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?

ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...

deb_U_taunt · 09-20-2013, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...

Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet. Funny I don't remember her name, but remember the car.

09-19-2013, 08:45 PM	#21
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,510 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,244 Times in 2,753 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"I'm sorry. I did not have time to shower. How badly do I smell right now?" __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

09-19-2013, 08:51 PM	#22
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,510 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,244 Times in 2,753 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	“Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully imprisoned. But the imprisoned part, sure. That sounds accurate.” __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

09-20-2013, 06:50 AM	#23
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675552	I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook. And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

09-20-2013, 07:44 AM	#25
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me. I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun . Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot . I'm the president of the local cat rescue. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

09-20-2013, 08:04 AM	#26
GeeGina Member How Do You Identify?: Femme, but flexible. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Relationship Status: Single. Looking. Available. Open. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 111 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10 Thanked 410 Times in 76 Posts Rep Power: 4115105	No no... "I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated." A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it.

09-20-2013, 07:38 AM	#24
Katniss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?: Ladylike ones Relationship Status: ***** Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: We drink sweet tea here Posts: 2,903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,654 Thanked 10,391 Times in 2,094 Posts Rep Power**: 21474850	First date, a few years back, and upon learning the organization I work for has offices in every state including two (at the time) that recognized gay marriage; "So if we get married I can get on your health insurance, right?' Katniss~~(check, please....) p.s. I have no problem with someone checking their phone if they have minor children who are with a caregiver for the evening. That's just being a good parent.

09-20-2013, 08:45 AM	#27
DMW Member How Do You Identify?: FTM/Male (Will 14) Relationship Status: Caught An Angel and she doesn't lie! Join Date: May 2012 Location: @ Posts: 784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,256 Thanked 1,861 Times in 614 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	What he said.

09-20-2013, 09:23 AM	#28
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,949 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)

09-20-2013, 09:27 AM	#29
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,916 Times in 733 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"Oh, I don't carry a purse (read: money)." – Anonymous

09-20-2013, 09:51 AM	#31
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,260 Times in 1,363 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"Pull my finger"

09-20-2013, 10:08 AM	#32
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,958 Times in 5,020 Posts Rep Power: 0	You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble.

09-20-2013, 10:14 AM	#33
Queenie Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Preferred Pronoun?: Her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: East Finchley Posts: 752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 478 Thanked 1,891 Times in 523 Posts Rep Power: 16307163	''Sorry but I am still in love with my ex..''

09-20-2013, 10:30 AM	#34
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,310 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"Is that your real hair?" __________________ Reach out.

09-20-2013, 11:24 AM	#38
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,260 Times in 1,363 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode