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Old 01-02-2010, 01:11 PM   #1
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--do u have asshair? do u have alot? or sparse? are u furry like a beaver or would that be a reverse beaver? or are u smoother than babys ass?

--- does someone elses asshair turn u on or repulse u? do u shave ur asshair? and do u use an eletric or a gilette super blue no.2?

-- is ur theme song -does ur hair hang low ,can u tie it in a knot can u tie it in a bow? or i'm gonna shave that hair right off of my ass(sung to the tune im gonna wash that man right outa my hair(south pacific the musical of course))

-by the way this is just for irish and just cuz we curious... whistles...
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Old 01-02-2010, 01:23 PM   #2
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hey there FReak. Ltns n shit.

Um, no..I dont have ass hair, but occasionally in the winter, I wish I did..keep the cheeks warm when I get in the car...or on the toilet in the middle of the night.

I do however enjoy ass hair on others.

When my ex husband pissed me off I would twist his ass hairs at night while he slept..nice and tight. He had to shave once. (Granted I was 18 at the time, and it was pretty immature,but I still get a giggle out of it)


Thats all the ass hair I got.
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All I can say is WOW!

I've seen some crazy ass (no pun intended) threads but really? Ass hair?


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Old 01-02-2010, 03:35 PM   #5
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irish u know i luvs ya
i only do things for shits and giggles
tura u pervert pic ho--kisses
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Old 01-02-2010, 04:11 PM   #6
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My first girlfriend had a very fine layer of peach fuzzy style hair on her hiney. I couldn't see it only feel it. Anyways....I used to lay my head on her bottom and rub my cheeks cause it was so comforting. I did that for almost 8 years.

I am bored lol
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Well, I have to say this thread sure beats my (late) morning quest for the history of toast.

but keep my ass hairs out of this discussion thanks.

-I can't fuckin' believe I know both of you FREAKS for almost a decade, and have (happily) chatted with you and been friends.

WTF does that say about me?

ass hair thread.... seriously FRo, is that the best you can do?
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I'm Italian, so yeah....I gots the hair of the ass. I don't have a preference for my partner having or not having the hair of the ass.
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Ya know FR, Im your bud, and I want to be all supportive and stuff as you start your own thread and stuff.
But


Seriously??

Not discussing the hobbit hair. Nu huh.
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PC im old gimme a chance and Pearls u know u lub me
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I was dating an esthetician and asked her how much she charges for a Brazilian.

Her - $75 for the front and an extra $10 if you need the back done too.
Me - Well, for ten more dollars I might as well get the whole thing at once.
Her - Are you hairy back there?
Me - I don't play with my ass on a regular basis so I don't know.
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I was pretty sure I did not have ass hair..

I had my piece look..

I was right....

I am stifling a giggle, yes a giggle at the fact that FR and Papa C are now going to look at each other in a different light, or cut, or shade hell or something
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After I finishing plucking the hair from my knuckles, and pull out my nose and ear hairs, I will look at my behind and get right back to you on if its hairy or not FR
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FR and Irish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i can not stop laffing

but i lost my apetite for


Ass hair all i know is I give weatherboi a lot of credit for announcing his girlfriend has hair on her ass...

And no,,no hair on my ass...and truth is i thoguth u were talkinging about hair on the "anal rim" and when u all started talking about shaving it, i could not help but wonder how u got the razor between the cheeks....or was able to see what u were doing.....then i googled hair ass pictures..

Ok I am a little slow... but I understand now after seeing this:

*** Edited by Admin - Photo has been edited to be a link and not a hotlink. Give people a choice on what they want to click with photos that may be graphic, triggery, shocking, or just plain gross.

http://www.californiacoastfunding.co...airy%20ass.bmp



Ever use the phrase..hair up your ass? Like OMG hy must have a hair up his ass he is such a crank....

Thank you FR and Irish for my continued education regardings asses I would not be who or what I am today without your contributions to the Dean Thoreau educational experiences.
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ok I truly regret saying this thread needed pictures. No more please. i beg you.
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I promise you Tura I will post another ass hair pic when
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--but tura dean granted ur wish.... skipping off whistling
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novela stop showing jaggs hands--snickers*
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