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11-28-2019, 08:08 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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When you have to increase the font on the computer, while you are wearing your glasses.
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11-28-2019, 08:27 AM
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Infamous Member
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Loved Caregiver 
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My hair is going grey and I think that I am shrinking. Haha!
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11-28-2019, 12:53 PM
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je ne sais quoi Preferred Pronoun?:
baby grrl Relationship Status:
a few laughs 
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i like parades.......................i've never liked them before
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11-29-2019, 07:08 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
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Dietary restrictions.....
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11-29-2019, 09:30 AM
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Infamous Member
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je ne sais quoi Preferred Pronoun?:
baby grrl Relationship Status:
a few laughs
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(you look for)Large Print
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12-01-2019, 05:44 PM
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Member
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Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status:
Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010
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When riding a motorcycle in the winter, or the very late fall, or very early spring, becomes an odious chore no matter how much adrenaline it produces, and no matter how many young men look at you admiringly as you meet the challenge.
Nope. Getting back in my car now.
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12-01-2019, 07:48 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status:
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Seniors (i.e. MEEEEE)
You are offered a senior's discount, even before you have asked for it
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12-02-2019, 02:56 PM
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Infamous Member
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je ne sais quoi Preferred Pronoun?:
baby grrl Relationship Status:
a few laughs
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my ugly xmas sweater is cool now
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12-06-2019, 11:32 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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She, her, shawty Relationship Status:
Single 
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Location: Cottage of Content
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When you look forward to receiving socks, gloves, and hats as holiday gifts.
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12-06-2019, 07:04 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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12-07-2019, 07:23 AM
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Infamous Member
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Loved Caregiver
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Location: Texas
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I seem to be tripping and falling more. I scared myself and my colleagues in New Orleans when I tripped on an uneven sidewalk. I was very careful after that but I hurt my hamstring that day. Ugh.
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01-25-2020, 06:38 PM
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Senior Member
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Beach Butch
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The other day there was a sizable utility project and inspection on my property. I was interested in knowing some of the more detailed aspects of the project out of curiosity. The inspector was a nice fellow who seem to be enjoying imparting his wisdom.
After a few minutes and probably too many questions he looked at me and said “you’re retired aren’t you? “  Yep, that’s me… back in the house to let him do his job. |
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01-25-2020, 08:05 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Location: Oklahoma
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Everything you used to do is no longer as much fun as it used to be.
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01-25-2020, 10:52 PM
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N/A  Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: WA
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I't like the line in that Leonard Cohen song - I ache in the places where I used to play.
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01-26-2020, 06:01 AM
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Senior Member
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They, Them, Their, Sir Bitch Relationship Status:
open 
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Great White North!
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When your Partner gives a Life Alert to wear around the neck with the explanation that I fell in the shower, and a neighbor had to rescue me by crawling through a window. Supposedly, I was beating on the shower walls.
A bit of it sounds like a fish tale, but if She, not known for lies, felt She was so concerned about my poor balance, that She needed to lie about this. I finally said, "yes Sir." She hit the ball home after having no recollection of any of this.
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01-26-2020, 06:03 AM
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Woman first...anything after that is on a need to know basis. Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
I am in a committed relationship with myself. 
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01-26-2020, 06:59 PM
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Single
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Location: Oklahoma
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01-27-2020, 09:17 AM
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Senior Member
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Trotskyist, Anarcho-syndicalist Preferred Pronoun?:
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Location: Great White North!
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When the '70s name for a common street drug completely escapes them, leaving only blank
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06-26-2020, 07:48 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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When your retirement age Dr says you're getting on up there
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06-26-2020, 08:38 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
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People like to say " Oh age is only a number, it's all in your head"
What tiresome bullshit! Your body does age, weaken, whatever...so does your brain, btw... But here's my secret to success...and I've surprisingly managed it quite well: 1. Never do any sports. Screws up your knees, you'll be sorry later. 2. Smoke, the tar will hold you together quite nicely 3. Drink alcohol, preferably beer...it'll fatten you up and that will help you fight off osteoporosis. 4. Love your grandkids but ignore your children and stop asking yourself how you produced such dullards.
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