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Old 03-06-2018, 10:15 PM   #1621
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There is another nor'easter out there today with howling winds, swirling snow, trees falling, and power flickering.

The police department made a post on facebook a few minutes ago that says - main st construction is cancelled for today.

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My pup enjoying her first snow...jumping around with her tongue sticking out trying to catch snow flakes or trying to lick at it like it was a bowl of ice cream.
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How my old boy pup still loves playing in the snow, came in covered and remembered his "shake it off" command and how he cleans the snowballs off his belly by dragging himself over the newly cleaned carpet. He looked so happy.
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I brought my snow boots for this trip but forgot my heavy coat and gloves.
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My dog. She was outside with me while I was washing my truck and kept running by and biting at the water so I squirted her with the hose. She started running around the front yard like she didn't have any sense and the next thing I know she's dragging the hose around. When I asked her if she intended to bring it back, she threw her front feet out and her butt in the air because she wanted to play, but in the process of getting into her play position she stepped on the nozzle handle with one of her front feet and sprayed herself. She gave me a go to hell look when I started laughing, which made me laugh even harder.
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My best friend reciting to me the mess he made of his dinner. "Wait, I'm not done yet...there's more!"

He never fails to do something that cracks me up.
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Memories....lots of fun memories while reading my old posts (in my archived pages 111-115).
Ohhh the crazy, free-style fun we all had. I love it. It's great cracking up at old memories and awesome friends.
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Chunky Monkey cracked me up. He's become more aware of things and cutting teeth and crawling and into everything. Today Daddy picked him up and he cried. We told him to take his sunglasses off. That didn't work. Moma took him and he cried. I took him and as long as the Elf played with him he was quiet. Then he'd cry finally his Mom took him and he hushed. I think he is just spoiled rotten, just like the Elf was.
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My bestie cracked me up today

While riding down the road I say I'm going to pull into the store and you get us a drink. She says what do you want I said surprise me just bring me something different not the regular old stuff. She's gone for a while goes back to the truck with a peach tea in a can and hands it to me. I think she could tell I was disgusted and offered to take it back. I said no I'll drink it just get in she said no I'll take it back what do you want I said it doesn't matter.

When she came back she had me a lemonade which is great. We began riding down the road I said you know I thought you knew me better than most anybody else but today you disappointed me. She's said what did I do. I said number one when have you ever seen me drink a flavored tea? You have never seen me drink a flavored tea. Secondly have you ever seen me drink out of a can I don't drink out of cans. She said what's wrong with drinking out of a can? I said I can't see what's inside of it. Then she said oh my God I did not realize you were that OCD that you have to see what is inside the can. Mind you we were both laughing at the end of each one of these sentences. We do crack each other up I swear we do
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While riding down the road I say I'm going to pull into the store and you get us a drink. She says what do you want I said surprise me just bring me something different not the regular old stuff. She's gone for a while goes back to the truck with a peach tea in a can and hands it to me. I think she could tell I was disgusted and offered to take it back. I said no I'll drink it just get in she said no I'll take it back what do you want I said it doesn't matter.

When she came back she had me a lemonade which is great. We began riding down the road I said you know I thought you knew me better than most anybody else but today you disappointed me. She's said what did I do. I said number one when have you ever seen me drink a flavored tea? You have never seen me drink a flavored tea. Secondly have you ever seen me drink out of a can I don't drink out of cans. She said what's wrong with drinking out of a can? I said I can't see what's inside of it. Then she said oh my God I did not realize you were that OCD that you have to see what is inside the can. Mind you we were both laughing at the end of each one of these sentences. We do crack each other up I swear we do
Knucklehead, it was Georgia Peach, you said "surprise me, not the regular stuff"...but the look on your face was priceless. I still don't get how I disappointed you by following directions.
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My crazy funny, goofball bestie cracked me up when I heard him yell in pain as he was letting the dogs out... (I was in the kitchen and thought he had hurt his knee again)...and then he yelled "GET OFF ME!" ..."THAT'A BOY! YOU TELL' EM!"... three seconds later, he ran into the kitchen with the wildest look in his eyes I've ever seen...in a very excited, half laughing voice he hollers out "that cat CLIMBED MY ASS like I was a tree! Then he tried picking on Skippy, but that no-tooth lil Skip turned on him (Blade tried to mimic Skippy's funny Chihuahua snap-n-growl). I told Skippy 'get'em!', that fucker left claw marks in my ass!!! See?? (That's when he turned around, dropped his drawers to show his ass cheek and said) "can't you see the marks?"

By then, I'm ROLLING in laughter and told him "no, I don't see anything except your ass".... he blurts out "You can't see that? I sure feel damn claw marks! He tore my ass up!"

Omg! Never a dull day in this house!
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Blade's adult niece thinking pickles came from a pickle plant.

And Blade telling me about his coworker's 10 yr old grandson, who was very proud of himself for making dinner, made hamburgers in a waffle iron.

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