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Rockinonahigh · 01-14-2012, 04:25 PM

That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.

dixie · 01-14-2012, 05:14 PM

Inked_Trinity · 01-14-2012, 05:21 PM

Passionaria · 01-14-2012, 05:49 PM

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?

Novelafemme · 01-14-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Passionaria

That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???

LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?

I did this recently. Both my boss and my ex-husband are named Mike. I pulled up in front of my ex's house to pick up the girls and hit the wrong Mike on my call list phoning my boss instead of my girl's dad. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hi, Mike. I'm here."

My boss, Mike: "Oh, OK. Where's here?"

Me: "In the driveway. Can you send the girls out?"

Boss: "Um, what girls?"

Me: "???OUR girls???"

Boss: "LeeAnn? What's happening?"

Me: "What do you mean what's happening? What's wrong with you?"

Boss: "Uh, I'm totally lost!"

Me: "OMG! Mike? Oh dear. I called the wrong Mike. I am SOOO sorry!! Oh DEAR!...babble, babble, babble...make excuses....babble!!!"

Boss: <laughing> Are you drunk already, LeeAnn? You JUST left the office!" <snicker-snicker>

Midnight · 01-14-2012, 07:12 PM

That awkward moment when you realise you have left the long sticky strip sticker on your jeans advertising your size to the world for the day

Gemme · 01-14-2012, 08:18 PM

That awkward moment when you realize that you aren't alone in the room and yes, you just scratched your ass and burped in front of them.

midwest chick · 01-14-2012, 08:29 PM

That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.

Heavenleahangel · 01-14-2012, 08:58 PM

That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!!

Yup! It happened. I was totally

and heartbroken.

dixie · 01-14-2012, 09:06 PM

durrrrrrrr · 01-14-2012, 09:45 PM

when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex

pajama · 01-14-2012, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by scubadyke

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..

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Originally Posted by ONLY

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your ex (son's father)

Yep. My ex (female) sent me and our son a couple of texts about "being ready to wresstle when you get home". She had a new iPhone that she obviously didn't know how to work the address book yet.

That awkward moment, when watching Showtime with your son, that a rather raunchy, full nudity, loud screaming, fuck scene comes on. You both keep typing and pretend you know nothing.

A

scootebaby · 01-14-2012, 11:38 PM

that awkward moment when
...u think ur alone so u let it rip only to realize u arent alone

...ur walking along with someone,and something cracks u up,and u have to stop,cross ur legs and hold urself so u dont wet urself

...u go in for that first kiss,and u burp in her face

...when u storm out of the house,and realize u forgot ur keys

...u think ur friend/child/partner is behind you,ur talking up a storm,turn and realize its NONE of the above.

SugarFemme · 01-15-2012, 12:26 AM

OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO

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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt...

WomenMoveMe · 01-15-2012, 01:07 AM

When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.

or...

When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused!

smouldering · 01-15-2012, 11:34 AM

That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol

JAGG · 01-16-2012, 11:04 AM

When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.

JoSchmooze · 01-16-2012, 11:15 AM

Ahhh yes....
that awkward moment when you get into
an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are
alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like
something died up inside you.....
And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the
elevator with you.....
And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......

princessbelle · 01-16-2012, 11:32 AM

That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one.

Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff.

VintageFemme · 01-16-2012, 11:37 AM

that awkward moment when you realize you've been singing 'baby got back' really freaking loud to someone you butt dialed in the car

01-14-2012, 05:21 PM	#23
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01-14-2012, 05:49 PM	#24
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,735 Times in 1,250 Posts Rep Power: 16689909	That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end??? LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in? __________________ *Moon cat madness*

01-14-2012, 08:18 PM	#27
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01-14-2012, 08:58 PM	#29
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675552	That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!! Yup! It happened. I was totally and heartbroken. __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

01-14-2012, 09:06 PM	#30
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01-14-2012, 04:25 PM	#21
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.

01-14-2012, 05:14 PM	#22
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01-14-2012, 07:12 PM	#26
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01-14-2012, 08:29 PM	#28
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.

01-14-2012, 09:45 PM	#31
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

01-14-2012, 11:38 PM	#33
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	that awkward moment when ...u think ur alone so u let it rip only to realize u arent alone ...ur walking along with someone,and something cracks u up,and u have to stop,cross ur legs and hold urself so u dont wet urself ...u go in for that first kiss,and u burp in her face ...when u storm out of the house,and realize u forgot ur keys ...u think ur friend/child/partner is behind you,ur talking up a storm,turn and realize its NONE of the above.

01-15-2012, 01:07 AM	#35
WomenMoveMe Member How Do You Identify?: I just wander about and be! Relationship Status: Caution: Dead End Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Kentucky Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,473 Thanked 2,101 Times in 417 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Awkward moment... When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out. or... When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused!

01-15-2012, 11:34 AM	#36
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01-16-2012, 11:04 AM	#37
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01-16-2012, 11:15 AM	#38
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	*Ahhh yes....* *that awkward moment when you get into* *an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are* *alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like* *something died up inside you.....* *And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the* *elevator with you.....* *And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you......* __________________ *Live your life in such a way that* *when your feet hit the floor* *in the morning,* *Satan shudders and* *says, "Oh God, he's up!"*

01-16-2012, 11:32 AM	#39
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,503 Times in 5,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one. Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

01-16-2012, 11:37 AM	#40
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