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Old 07-14-2011, 11:13 PM   #41
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I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted

(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:18 PM   #42
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(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)
LMAO~ This thread likes gas! lol
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:43 PM   #43
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I will not lose my cool when I feel all
I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts
I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown
I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at
I will not forget where I've come from
I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her
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...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass
...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne
...change my restaurant tipping habits...
...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures
...not get at least 2 more tattoos...
...take any minute of life with my honey for granted

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I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.


I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops.


I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts.
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I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!)

I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today)
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-Feel bad about sleeping in today.
-Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today.
-Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it.
-Show the gym any mercy today.
-Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone.
-Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night.
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Old 07-15-2011, 11:05 AM   #49
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-Feel bad about sleeping in today.
-Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today.
-Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it.
-Show the gym any mercy today.
-Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone.
-Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night.
I WILL NOT believe Holly88 will not post more things later :P lol
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I will not snicker when people try to sign up with screen names like "Pussytoastcrunch" or "CuteClitorisYeast".
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH oh my god, i'm in my office doubled over, laughing so hard i'm crying!
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LMAO!!!! I will NOT ever think Yeast is cute!

I have seen some professional resumes with emails like :

SoftnSensuous or BigDaddyJohn....Can we say...NEXT!
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-Be impatient while waiting for my new plugs to get here.
-Wear another pair of blue jeans until winter.
-Stop holding the door open for women.
-Go see the new HP movie until my best friend gets home I will remind her of how lucky she is.
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