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05-22-2012, 02:26 AM
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That awkward moment when..
.. you are viewing "who's online" and see that someone can see you viewing "who's online"..
That awkward moment when you think someone is waving at you and you wave back.. and they were waving at someone behind you.. I think you get the drift.. We all have our awkward moments.. why not share them and laugh at ourselves for being human?
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05-22-2012, 03:12 AM
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That awkward moment when...
You are out for a wonderful evening, dancing the night away...looking damn good I must say. On the way back from a little break, you walk across the dance floor toward your destination, noticing all eyes upon you and you think, damn...I look better than I thought :-) Of course when you get to your table you notice the real reason for the looks; a 3 ft piece of toiley paper stuck to your shoe.
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06-03-2012, 07:00 PM
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That awkward moment when you realize someone has already started this same thread a while back and you just never bothered to check and see if there was already an awkward moment thread made.. ummmm
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06-03-2012, 07:47 PM
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... you're in a cabin in the woods, in the middle of the night and the other person says, "did you hear that knocking?" and you unlock the door and go outside to check things out.
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06-04-2012, 06:23 PM
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When you have groceries in a cart and your loading them in your truck, you put your coffee cup on top of your roof, you keep loading your truck, you start up, start driving through the parking lot and everyone is pointing at (you think you) and some are waving their hand so you start waving back, they give you a funny look so you give them a funny look back... (thinking, what? I don't know you do I?) Gesshh....
You get to the stop sign, take that sharp turn and see in your rear view mirror a coffee cup falling into your bed and coffee running down your rear window. Awkward moment... Yeah. |
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07-28-2012, 11:51 PM
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that awkward moment when...
you start a thread and then realize that a thread with the exact title and subject matter already exists.
sorry, i couldn't resist. http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...?t=4456&page=6 |
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07-29-2012, 12:00 AM
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09-05-2012, 06:49 PM
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That awkward moment when you come out of your room at 4 in the afternoon and your roommate said they didn't want to check on you because they were afraid you were dead. Especially awkward when she is the one who found your partner dead.
I felt so bad. Note to self, show up tomorrow.
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09-05-2012, 07:58 PM
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That awkward moment when you receive an email from employee you fired asking for a reference for a job working with another ex-employee who left because he could no longer work with the employee you fired.
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10-13-2012, 06:42 PM
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Two months ago when the kid and I decided to downsize we went looking at apartments. We found a lovely apartment community that were at the foothills of the desert. Top of our city where you could see the lights. We LOVED it here before we even came to look at the apartments themselves. So the woman from the leasing office is showing us the apartment when I noticed she was pregnant. Gawd knows I love babies and everything to do with them, so I had to comment on how beautiful she looked being pregnant. Her response..." Ya know I told my husband I shouldn't wear this shirt because it makes me look nine months pregnant when I am NOT pregnant"!! The look on her face said it all. She was mad LMAO. It was an honest mistake and I apologized profusely like 10 times. Oh well. And by the way, we are living in the exact apartment she showed us two months ago
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I have done this before and it is so embarrassing! Now, if I am unsure, I just say nothing until and if they say something about being pregnant.
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That awkward moment when someone leans in to kiss you, and you pull away/turn your head..... lol
Don't do that to me on first meeting....geez let me have my space. |
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When someone invites you out to eat and they have not only terrible table manners but are rude to the waitstaff
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When waitstaff is rude, ruins my dinner with horrible service and I grab them by the throat and throw them across the room, only to find my dinner companion hiding under the table.
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when you realize that you turned in the draft of your paper and not the final version....
(caught it before it got graded though)
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