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Old 06-03-2017, 10:32 PM   #1121
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They are currently taking turns giving me one on one cuddle time and it is hella cute
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While reorganizing my closet (color coding), both cats curled up in piles of clothes, the moment I sat down to sort out some keeps and give aways, Joker, the very aloof I'm nobody's possession boy came up rubbed noses with me and then curled up in my lap to finish his nap.

I could fight it, this is new and very welcomed behavior. I have been waiting for this for a while just bidding time till he decided that he was ready. I may have thought twice about it if it were Bruce, he's always wanting to be in my lap or on my shoulder.
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That was cute IrishAmazon.

The kitten has started sitting in my lap occasionally. None of my other kitties became lap cats until they were much older so this is a pleasent suprise.

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My baby cat has specific places she likes to cuddle, and the recliner is not one of them. But, after I sit down in the recliner, to show her affection, she'll come halfway across the room and lie down nearby. She'll usually do a few of her "Don't you think I'm cute" poses, too. And, of course, I'll tell her how pretty she is. Once she has had enough, she'll go back to her cat tree or go about her cat business.
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Got into my big plastic cup of ice tea and ate 4 cubes of ice out of it!
Behind my back, till I caught her!
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What beastie do you have that eats ice and (more impressive) can take them out of a cup without knocking it over?!

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What beastie do you have that eats ice and (more impressive) can take them out of a cup without knocking it over?!

I have a rat terrier.. And yes she didn't knock it over.

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I'd not heard of Rat Terriers till I came to Texas. They're quite popular here! That is impressive!

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Yes they are quite popular here in Texas, I've only seen maybe 7 in my neighborhood in 20 years... each owner liked the fact that there isn't much grooming to the breed!
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yeaterday morning I came downstairs to a exploded paper-towel roll in the middle of the living room and the Sheppard Gracie looking at me as if to say YOU know I did not do this I still am not sure who the culprit was

and last night reading in bed as is my habit with the whippet at my feet snoring when the younger of the two kitties comes up and sprawls herself across my chest and purrs like crazy till she falls asleep
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My dogs went for a walk, and slept on the deck all day.
My cats just slept all day. Must be nice to be a cat...
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I am caring for my neighbor's cat for a while because they are on vacation. The kitty decided to come into the house tonight for a nap which is okay because we have a past but the kitten could not contain herself so there has been a lot of activity in the house tonight. It is a kitty party. Haha!
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Eleanor abandoned me for the love of another.

Apparently she isn't aware of who buys her catfood...
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Puke not once, but twice, on my newly shampooed area rug...
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the little one learned how to escape thru the bars of the baby gate that has been up for 2 years...so i did some adjusting
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Riley taught the oldest boy how to walk on a leash, drug him up and down the trrock,
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