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Old 02-17-2013, 01:11 PM   #301
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Oooo, she is pissing me off, she needs to keep her hands of my panties.


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Old 02-18-2013, 12:24 AM   #303
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"I want to see the cream busting out...I touched this one, it's mine..."
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The electrodes coming from my nose keep pulling and hurting me every time Gaige makes me laugh and so she offered this advice...

"Just hold your string in place, when you laugh, so it doesn't hurt you"

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"My hole never gets stuffed with cream" Said the child complaining about his doughnut.
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he had me in a position i was aware of but not really familiar with so i was a little uncomfortable at first
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I can't find the super cock, do we have any regular? - in reference to Sriracha Sauce, aka Cock because of the rooster on the label.
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I'm already looking at you, but I want to look at your stuff too...
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Johnny told me to cut it, so I went ahead and released it...
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If it is stiff, I know you'll rub it...
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I just bought a t-shirt says 'I rode the big one'

statement from Hym...

'no, not tonight, I'm afraid you would fall off'
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I just bought a t-shirt says 'I rode the big one'

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'no, not tonight, I'm afraid you would fall off'
OR...... the "girls" would fall out!
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"When I go down, I lift..."
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"Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging."




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