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11-16-2011, 03:24 PM | #1 |
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Save Tom Turkey!!
It seems every year Christmas time gets closer and closer and the stores can't even wait for Halloween to be over before they are pulling out the Nativity sets and Christmas trees..
Our childhood friend Tom is almost forgotten.... How will you spend your Day of Thanks? Stop in here and speak up for Tom or just wish your fellow Planeteer a Happy Spanksgiving!!!
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11-16-2011, 03:39 PM | #2 |
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poooor Tom, PARDON HIM!!!
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11-16-2011, 03:41 PM | #3 |
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I shall enjoy Tom in the company of good friends and spirits.
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11-16-2011, 03:42 PM | #4 |
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Pardon me Tom, I shall eat you with gusto.
You must be purchased first, so you have a bit of a reprieve.
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11-16-2011, 04:27 PM | #5 |
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Sorry, he is doomed. Or rather destined for a higher calling. i will be with Ma'am and Sir and a bunch of their friends.
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11-16-2011, 04:29 PM | #6 |
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I love Tom turkey day. This year I get to celebrate Southern style and I can't wait. I have so much to be thankful for this year, and I will definitely be counting my blessings and giving thanks.
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11-16-2011, 04:52 PM | #7 |
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Oh Tom..I have NO remorse over picking you, stalking you, cooking you and yes, eating you....yummmmm....You had a good year on the range...now its MY day!
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11-16-2011, 05:02 PM | #8 |
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I don't know yet. Maybe vegging out with friends. Maybe a movie. Definitely Tom.
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Poor Tom!
Save Tom Turkey! So that Tom won't be an orphan on Thanksgiving Day, go buy one or two turkeys and cook him up! Tom is happy and willing to give his life for our enjoyment, he considers it his duty and a service to our great nation. Don't disappoint him, help Tom wish us all a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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11-24-2011, 03:46 AM | #10 |
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11-24-2011, 03:55 AM | #11 |
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11-24-2011, 04:01 AM | #12 |
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Happy Day tomorrow, all. i have insomnia. i hope i am not too sleepy to enjoy Tom. (Actually his rival, the ham, may get more attention from me).
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11-24-2011, 06:21 AM | #13 |
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Good Morning!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
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I'm going to spend Thanksgiving without my kids for the first time ever as they'll be with their dad and his family. I could spend it with my mom, but I'd rather not. I don't know what I'm going to do, just chill at home which is fine.
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I am going to Lake Tahoe. Wahoooo. Can't wait.
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Nom Nom
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One of the biggest reasons I look forward to Thanksgiving is the turkey tortilla soup I make with the carcass and scraps of turkey afterward.
Double yum.
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Tom might be cooked at our house this year.
We usually go to Mare's sister's house, but since Mare might have to work early and isn't in the mood to travel, it seems like I'll be doing the Tom cooking.
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