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Old 12-18-2018, 06:46 AM   #14241
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So, I placed an order for 3 tubes of matte lipstick at Amazon. I have prime, but Amazon says it will take a week to deliver. That’s okay because sometimes they don’t have things in stock. I get it.

The lipsticks arrived a week or so later in a box labeled by Walmart. I looked at my order on Amazon to confirm I ordered from them (I knew I had, but I checked anyway). Then I went to Walmart.com and saw that they had the lipsticks in stock, could deliver in 2 days, and was cheaper! Amazon ordered from Walmart and had them deliver directly to me. I tried to leave a review about this experience at Amazon, but of course they wouldn’t approve it.

I now check at Walmart after I look at an item on Amazon ... and it’s paid off. Just got an old-school gaming system for my grand nephew at Walmart. Walmart delivered it yesterday (free shipping during the holidays) and Amazon will deliver after Christmas (after they get it from Walmart, I’m sure).

Along with that, Amazon’s delivery has been lousy this year. They’ve developed their own delivery system in my city and are not using USPS and UPS as much. Amazon isn’t nearly as good nor efficient as USPS and UPS. Their drivers are rude and refuse to abide by our company’s policy of delievering everything to the warehouse and not to employees’ desks. Or, they’ll just dump packages outside at any door where anyone can come along and take them.

I’m gonna keep prime because it’s worthwhile for me, but it’s not as good as it used to be.

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I recently found this girl on the dating site I'm on, and I've kind of been putting off messaging her... for multiple reasons. I do really want to talk to her, but I'm afraid of f*cking up any chance I have with her. All the other people I've messaged previously I've never got a response back. I really don't want to f*ck this up, but I also don't want to miss any opportunities here.
What would you mess up? You don't even know her. Messaging her would provide the opportunity to do so, but if nothing comes from it, you've lost nothing but a little bit of time. I say go for it!
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What would you mess up? You don't even know her. Messaging her would provide the opportunity to do so, but if nothing comes from it, you've lost nothing but a little bit of time. I say go for it!
That's true, all the other people I've sent a message to, I've never heard anything back from, and it kind of kills me a little. Sometimes I wish the femmes would message first... and the thing with online dating is you don't get any signals or anything like eye contact or flirtation from the other person. Anyway, wish me luck.
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That's true, all the other people I've sent a message to, I've never heard anything back from, and it kind of kills me a little. Sometimes I wish the femmes would message first... and the thing with online dating is you don't get any signals or anything like eye contact or flirtation from the other person. Anyway, wish me luck.
Their loss.

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My best friend in high school and after. You know the one you do everything with? Then after that it was sort of on and off friends that just ended up fading into separate directions. Well for the last 3 years she searched for me. I sort of ignored it because it had been so long since we had talked. And then about 9 months ago I caved and talked to her for a few hours on the phone. We caught up on each other’s lives and she really loved reminiscing about the old days. Then I sort of got quiet again and yesterday found out she died a week ago. Well I feel like shit. I’m very sad about this.
So I decided to look at her Facebook page. The first of December she posted “make it a December to remember”.
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That was not the way, Hope!
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My best friend in high school and after. You know the one you do everything with? Then after that it was sort of on and off friends that just ended up fading into separate directions. Well for the last 3 years she searched for me. I sort of ignored it because it had been so long since we had talked. And then about 9 months ago I caved and talked to her for a few hours on the phone. We caught up on each other’s lives and she really loved reminiscing about the old days. Then I sort of got quiet again and yesterday found out she died a week ago. Well I feel like shit. I’m very sad about this.
So I decided to look at her Facebook page. The first of December she posted “make it a December to remember”.
Well fuck!
That was not the way, Hope!
Love you, damnit
Dude, I’m sorry. That really sucks. I hope you have some people you can talk to about this. If not, I’m sure you can confide in anyone here. If you ever need someone to talk to or just listen, you can always message me.

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Well, it's sent. 1) I hope I get a reply, and 2) I hope I don't f*ck any potential meet-up's up.
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I have seen her across a crowded room. She rarely smiles but when I walk up to her and flash my smile she always smiles back. She has a meek gentle smile. Her eyes are green and when she smiles at me my heart feels warm. Last night she invited me to ask her out. I am so happy to have the opportunity to get to know the lady behind that smile.
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That I finally wrapped up my ex and her kiddos Christmas presents, so I won't have to rush around tomorrow.

Getting through the holidays without drama.
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in 13 days we will be celebrating a very big day!!!

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Thinking of going to Folly Beach for my birthday.
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I'm starting a fire and I read the headline on the newspaper and I thought it said, "New Uses For Old People", I was thinking WHAT? I read it again and it said POOL not PEOPLE.

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Hoping I can keep my hands to myself! I just wanna umm nevermind!!!

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Watching the Wizard of Oz, I didn’t realize how much my little pup looked like Toto... and how much i miss my little pup

I also love seeing the Wizard of Oz much more since seeing Wicked!
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Food for the new year is on my mind...

I always start the new year with black-eyed peas (for good luck) and greens (for mo’ money).

Sometimes I’ll add chit’lin’s to the menu, but not this year. I don’t clean them well (have been told I clean them too much—as if a chit’lin can be too clean) and I waited too late to have some shipped. So, I’m skipping the chits this year.

Instead I’ll add fried green tomatoes, but can only find heirloom green tomatoes and don’t know much about them. Heirlooms can ripen without changing colors. Even though these are firm, they could still be ripe, sweet, and green. Whatever the case, that’s what is on the menu.

Fried green tomatoes, black-eyed peas, and collards. Should be good and most certainly could be worse.

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About 2019, and what it has in store for me. I hope I make some new friends.
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