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Old 06-10-2020, 01:21 PM   #5201
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A few things for the house and a little something for my spouse since she had a rough few days.
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A new work bag/ travel bag

https://renzono.com/products/canvas-...large-capacity
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A dozen cupcakes:



Sorry, I forgot to take the picture before we dove in. The ones remaining are (top to bottom, left to right):
  • lemon cake/lavender frosting
  • birthday cake/buttercream frosting
  • chocolate cake/chocolate frosting
  • chocolate cake/buttercream frosting
  • carrot cake/cream cheese frosting
  • strawberry cake/strawberry frosting
  • red velvet cake/cream cheese frosting
  • key lime cake/cream cheese frosting

I felt like a princess when Uber Eats showed up at my door with these!
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Two pillows
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Two chakra bracelets (one for me, and on is a gift)
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a new game... should keep me a bit more entertained....
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I bought a bottle of "Chef Carlton's All Natural Real Caribbean Taste, Island Spiced Jerk Marinade...and some take-out oxtail stew.
Poor Chef Carlton's having a tough time during this pandemic...worked so hard to start a small business...now what?
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Will make re-boxing and moving things easier.

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A weighted unicorn pillow for my nephew. He had asked for a stuffed unicorn. Finding one that is weighted is a dream come true.
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* Renewed my internet for another 12 months.

* Paid for DEQ test, renew car tags for two years and renew my car's registration.

*Renewed my AAA+ plan for another year.

*Bought a few groceries, topped off the gas tank, and got my car washed and vacuumed.
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mossberg .410 shockwave .... actually it was yesterday when I made the purchase

it already shows as paid in my visa account ... now the store is having to have a meeting next week to decide if they will ship it out of state ... this is B.S. ... all they need is the info of my local FFL dealer and they can legally ship it there .... when it arrives, my FFL guy does my background check, I pay him the FFL dealer $25.00 charge and it mine .... hope not but have an uneasy feeling this is going to turn out to be a shit-mess ... I have made firearm purchases from this particular business before and my reputation score of them is "the right hand and left hand are clue-free about what the other one is doing" ... hope I am wrong because there are not many of these to be found these days and they are heavily sought after ... thank you covid-19 ... in the past 6 weeks, I have already had 2 of these sold right out from under me because the store associate was slow processing the paperwork and did not put it on hold either time while they scratched their butts and pittled ... I am already prepared to become an asshole if necessary ... the previous 2 times I was upset but very polite ... 3rd time I'll really be the charmer LOL!
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Great, just what we need.....another "asshole" as you identified yourself........with a gun.
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Not trying to make an enemy but am truly curious: how many guns do people need?
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Hi nhplowboi, how's your plow mule doing these days? I heard she had a sore butt from too much .... errr ... affection from you in the barn as of lately. Now that is only what I heard.

Though I have no experience with anything at all along these lines, I would imagine she would appreciate you romancing her tenderly and with kindness. Same goes for those poor little chickens of yours too.

Have a pleasant evening.
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Hey Collette, I, for one, am not offended at all by your curiousity question.

My general answer is:
"As many as they want."

For me, the shooting sport is lots of fun. I enjoy experiencing different ones. I have 3 now ... that is if the shockwave shipping is approved. I have a very small caliber pistol (.380 acp) for truck. It is not uncommon to see timber rattleanakes on the back road to my house in the deep woods. If my truck breaks down at night, I would not even consider walking a couple miles home without it. I keep this .357 in bedroom for home protection. The shockwave, because it is light and easy to manuever, will be my snake-gun for just outside around the house ... will keep it loaded with small varmit pellet shells.

Hope that answered your question.
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Hi nhplowboi, how's your plow mule doing these days? I heard she had a sore butt from too much .... errr ... affection from you in the barn as of lately. Now that is only what I heard.

Though I have no experience with anything at all along these lines, I would imagine she would appreciate you romancing her tenderly and with kindness. Same goes for those poor little chickens of yours too.

Have a pleasant evening.
*smiles and waves good-bye to you*
So as you previously stated you are a self-admitted asshole and now apparently from this post you are also just an ass. Please just put me on ignore.
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STOP.

STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

Both of you need to stop addressing each other and IMMEDIATELY put each other on ignore.

The next person to make a swipe is getting timed out for a month. PLEASE just ignore each other.
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