PPPP (Personal Pity Party in Phoenix)

TeaPartyTart · 11-20-2009, 11:41 PM

Good Evening BFP,
I just wanted to rant about my day and I thought who would make snarky comments about my bad luck to get me out of my funk? My trusty friends at BFP!

I'm stuck in Phoenix and my luggage got a non stop ride to Chicago. The airline gave me a free room, but I don't have clothes, toothpaste, etc. I checked into the hotel and they have toothbrushes but no paste so I am brushing my teeth with mouthwash. No saline for my contacts so I am using Visine to keep my eyes from completely drying out like Thursday's pending turkey.

All I want to do is be home in my own bed and my family. Arghhh.

OK I feel better. Feel free to criticize and tell me to stuff it:-)

Arwen · 11-20-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

Good Evening BFP,
I just wanted to rant about my day and I thought who would make snarky comments about my bad luck to get me out of my funk? My trusty friends at BFP!

Snarky comment #1.

Gee, I'm really glad I don't have to sit next to YOU on the plane tomorrow. PEEEE EWWW

next?

Waldo · 11-20-2009, 11:47 PM

You could be stuck in Denver. :P

TeaPartyTart · 11-20-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Arwen

Snarky comment #1.

Gee, I'm really glad I don't have to sit next to YOU on the plane tomorrow. PEEEE EWWW

next?

I took a shower- but no deodorant is making this pending leg a joy! They don't have any at the hotel sundries shop. They do have a large selection of haagen daas.

*I feel pretty*

Linus · 11-20-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

I took a shower- but no deodorant is making this pending leg a joy! They don't have any at the hotel sundries shop. They do have a large selection of haagen daas.

*I feel pretty*

Could be worse. Your flight could be at 6am

Arwen · 11-20-2009, 11:52 PM

Snarky comment #4 (since Linus AND Waldo can't play well with others!)

You could eat yourself sick on HaagenDaas and charge the airline!

WolfyOne · 11-20-2009, 11:55 PM

You could run in place in your room, work up a sweat and take your smelling oh so good self on the plane and share that fresh scent with others. Make sure you get a seat by the help.

Boots13 · 11-21-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart

I took a shower- but no deodorant is making this pending leg a joy! They don't have any at the hotel sundries shop. They do have a large selection of haagen daas.

Dear T.P.
I've never heard of using Haagen Daas for deodorant, but cool (no pun) give it a try.

Diva · 11-21-2009, 12:22 AM

Yes, I say use the ice cream for deoderant.....it wouldn't matter if it didn't work cuz Your pits would stick to Your arms...but then, if You had cats, when You get home, they would lick Your pits....which would tickle.....and then You'd laugh and think how it was worth it all.....

Medusa · 11-21-2009, 01:09 AM

I think you should call a cab right now, have them take you down to the nearest Wal-Mart, and buy a nice Christmas sweatshirt with fuzzy teddy-bear applique and some stretchy stirrup pants! Perhaps a nice pair of those Ugg-type houseshoes!

You will be just PRECIOUS.

11-20-2009, 11:47 PM	#3
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11-20-2009, 11:41 PM	#1
TeaPartyTart Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: I think "cupcake" has a nice ring to it Relationship Status: shackin' up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 65 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13 Thanked 40 Times in 19 Posts Rep Power: 184	PPPP (Personal Pity Party in Phoenix) Good Evening BFP, I just wanted to rant about my day and I thought who would make snarky comments about my bad luck to get me out of my funk? My trusty friends at BFP! I'm stuck in Phoenix and my luggage got a non stop ride to Chicago. The airline gave me a free room, but I don't have clothes, toothpaste, etc. I checked into the hotel and they have toothbrushes but no paste so I am brushing my teeth with mouthwash. No saline for my contacts so I am using Visine to keep my eyes from completely drying out like Thursday's pending turkey. All I want to do is be home in my own bed and my family. Arghhh. OK I feel better. Feel free to criticize and tell me to stuff it:-)

11-20-2009, 11:55 PM	#7
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11-21-2009, 12:22 AM	#9
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Yes, I say use the ice cream for deoderant.....it wouldn't matter if it didn't work cuz Your pits would stick to Your arms...but then, if You had cats, when You get home, they would lick Your pits....which would tickle.....and then You'd laugh and think how it was worth it all.....

11-21-2009, 01:09 AM	#10
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,871 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	I think you should call a cab right now, have them take you down to the nearest Wal-Mart, and buy a nice Christmas sweatshirt with fuzzy teddy-bear applique and some stretchy stirrup pants! Perhaps a nice pair of those Ugg-type houseshoes! You will be just PRECIOUS.